"Can you please fucking explain to me again why you assholes are my friends?!"
It has exactly been four days since the last so-called road-to-love success and just a few more days 'til the Annual Halloween party, and Sehun's future was still in the hands of two of SME's infamous love experts. How he hated his tendencies to trust such devious, unreliable bastards.
"Quit being such a fruit cup, you sissy-boned fat boy. We're doing this for you, so hurry up and pick up a goddamned paper!"
#1 on my 'THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE' list: massacre Zitao's Gucci collection, and then stuff the remains up Jongin's ass
This has got to be the worst decision SME has ever made. I mean, who in the right mind would put their trust to appoint EXO - his fucking godforsaken group, to be the head of the preparations committee for a once in a fucking year party? JUST. FUCKING. WHY. Who knows what diabolical plan his criminal minded group mates had in store for the special night's theme?
"WHY AM I EXCLUDED FROM THE PREPARATIONS?! I'M THE LEADER FOR GOD'S SAKES!" demanded the fuming duizhang, clearly unhappy with the unanimous decision.
"Because you suck the fun out of everything! Besides, Joonmyeon hyung's the leader." Jongin, the eternal bastard retorted like the bastard he was at the taller male.
"BUT I'M ALSO THE LEADER! AND I SO DO NOT SUCK THE FUN OUT OF EVERYTHING! Last year's party was a success all thanks to me." Yifan roared once more, flicking the other's exposed forehead.
"Well yeah...when you locked yourself inside the broom closet."
"I still resent you bastards for leaving me there for two fucking days! Hmph, all my hard work was unappreciated!"
"Dude, you served candy-coated insects and faucet water as party favours! And who could forget the tree branch infested with mushrooms covered with icing?!"
"Yah, we were on a tight budget! I had to improvise and cut unnecessary stuff."
"The venue was in a fucking retirement home!"
"It suited the theme!"
Leave it to Yifan to delve into his monochromatic imagination. Yeah, a senior citizen themed Halloween party. How creative of him...Basically the reason why Sehun's still questioning why in the fucking hell is their management putting such huge responsibility on these things they call his fellow group mates for the second time around? Haven't they (excluding him) caused enough damage on a daily basis? Ugh, Idiots.
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10 out of 10 Points ( AnyBer oneshot collection)
Hayran KurguSeries of oneshots from the typical KrisBer, HenBer, KeyBer pairing to the not so usual pairing like HanBer, HunBer, KaiBer, KhunBer, and many more. I also accept requests :) All stories posted here are originally made by your truly and are reposts...
