Joker's POV
Where the hell is she? She should be back by now, she always comes back.
Harley has never been away from me for this long... She's my other half. I know I'm rough on her at times, but I need her. And she sure as hell needs me.
The tv in the background is on and the news chanel is on the screen. "This just in, a red and black Ferrari has been stolen just minutes ago."
Wait... Red and black? THAT'S GOT HARLEY WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!
"Surveillance cameras reveal the notorious Harley Quinn stealing the car..."
"HA! I KNEW IT! HARLEY, BABY, HERE I CO--"
"... with an unknown man in a red and black suit."
"WHAT?! I'LL KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH! NO ONE TOUCHES MY HARLEY!"
"We now have live footage of the pair heading to a restaurant near the Gotham City clock tower."
"GOONS!" I call out.
My henchmen all line up in front of me.
"GET THE CAR READY! We're gonna go get my Harley back." I say while grinning.
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My Not-So Sane Romance
RandomThis is a Harleypool fanfic with tons of cursing ( bc what's a story with Deadpool without some big boy curse words?), a psychotic romance, AND TONS. OF. ACTION.
