My Not-So Sane Romance

Chapter 16

Deadpool's POV

When I was explaining to Harley what Joker did, she had this angry look in her eye. If it was quiet enough, you could hear her growling.

Holy shit, did we fuck up?

I don't know, but she's hot when she's angry.

Ok, um, she's freaking me the fuck out.

"Harley, baby, I'm back with the--" Joker stopped and dropped the flamethrower when he saw that Harley was pissed.

"YOU! YOU DOUBLE CROSSIN NO GOOD SON OF A BITCH, ILL KILL YA!" She screamed. Harley took the hammer and swung it into Joker's stomach. When he swung his hand to smack her, she took his arm and twisted it.

"You're not gonna touch me ever again, ya hear me?" Harley said of his screams of pain. When Joker was on his knees, Harley turned back to strike him again with the hammer across his face. Harley skipped back over to me to unlock my handcuffs.

"Thanks, Harl. Ya want me to kill this abusive piece of shit?" I asked, cracking my knuckles.

"No," she said with a sly smile, "I got a friend who can make him wish he was dead."

I stood there, confused, waiting for her next move.

She tied up Joker with some rope and put him under a light.

"Um, Harley. Why didn't you just use the handcuffs?" I asked, tilting my head to the side.

"I thought we could use them tonight.'

HOLY FUCKING BALLS

THANK THE CHIMICHANGAS WE'RE FINALLY GETTING LAID!

"Oh, wait really? Sweet..." I pulled her closer to me for a kiss, but I was stopped when she opened her mouth to yell, "BATMAN HELP ME!!"

What the shit?

"Um, Wade, we gotta go like right now. He's gonna be here soon, and you don't want to be here when he is."

She pulled me by my arm to escape through the door. We got out just in time, because all I could hear after we left were screams of pain and laughter.

Holy shit, was that the bat?

"So what's gonna happen to Joker?" I ask Harley

"B-man's gonna take his ass back to Arkham."

"And... What's gonna happen to us?"

She stops walking and turns back to me. She jumps on me and kisses me, not minding the sounds of Joker getting his ass kicked. "Ya still got the keys to the apartment, right? We should have some fun tonight. And, I don't mean a restaurant heist," she whispers, pressing up against me.

"FUCK YEAH!"

I paused with my fist in the air, like from one of those cliché 80's movies when the guy gets the girl.