Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get the barking lot!
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!
Q: What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone?
A: A golden receiver
Q: Why did the dog need help with his pros and cons chart?
A: He was CON-fused!
Q: What do you call a frozen dog?
A: A pupscicle!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A: A friend you can count on!
Q: What state do dogs like?
A: New Yorkie!
Q: What happened to the dog who swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-LIGHT!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: What's a dog's ideal job?
A: Barkeology!
Q: What type of dogs like taking a bath?
A: A shampoodle!
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step on a poodle!
Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watchdog!
Q: What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A: A hotdog!
Q: What's a dogs favorite kind of pizza?
A: Pupperoni!
Q: What time is it when ten dogs chase one cat?
A: Ten after one!
Q: Why was the cat scared of the tree?
A: Because of it's bark.
Q: What do dogs eat for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs!
Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: By pressing the paws button!
Q: Where do dogs go after their tails fall off?
A: The re-tail store!
Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me!
Q: Why did the dog stay in the shade?
A: He didn't want to turn into a hot dog!
Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say after we had his meal?
A: That hit the spot!
Q: What type of market do dogs avoid?
A: The flea market!
Q: What do you call young dogs that play in the snow?
A: Slush-puppies!
Q: What do you get if you cross a hot pepper, a shovel, and a terrier?
A: A hot-diggity-dog!
Q: What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A: A croaker spaniel!
Q: How did the little Scottish Terrier feel when he saw a monster?
A: He was terrier-fied!
Q: What do dogs eat at the movies?
A: Pupcorn!
Q: What are dogs favorite dessert?
A: Pupcakes!
Did you hear about the dog that give birth to puppies at the side of the road?
She got a ticket for littering! (Because they give birth to a litter!)
Q: Why did the snowman name his dog "Frost"?
A: Because he bites!
Q: What do you call a dog that sneezes?
A: Achoowawa!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and Halloween?
A: A hallo-weenie!
Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A: A chili dog on a bun!
Q: What do you do when you see your dog eating a dictionary?
A: Take the words out of his mouth!
Q: What's a dogs favorite drink?
A: Pupsi!
Q: What did the dog say when another dog stole his bone?
A: Are you fur-real?
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The Big Book Of Jokes - Version 1 (Animals)
HumorA big book of jokes about animals. It'll give you a 'ruff' laugh. Eh, get it? Okay, I'm forever alone. Edit: THIS IS OLD DO NOT READ THIS LOL
