Hollstein Shortfics Collection

Hollstein: Carmilla meeting Blake.

NOTE: This is set in the same universe as "One night stand and falling pregnant AU"
*This is hardly a shortfic though but be as oblivious as I'm being and bear with me* 

You're carrying a tray with tiny paper cups with apple juice when you feel two strongs hands pulling you for your forearm to a near corner. When you can catch your breath, the honey blonde girl is in front of you.

"What are you doing here?!"

"What I'm doing here? What are you doing here?"

"This is my son's party. It's only fair I should be allow to be here"

She rolls her eyes. Well, you're a big idiot. Understament of the year

"Uhm. Right"

"So?"

"What?"

"What are you doing here?"

"Well my brother asked me for help, cutie"

"Right"

There's an awkward silence. You have to know. You're not sure why but you have to know.

"So"

"What?"

"Uhm. You have a son"

"Yeah. I think that's pretty clear"

"And well?"

"Ugh. What?"

"Laura, you have a three years old kid and he's... Well. He doesn't look like your wife"

"My what?"

"Girlfriend?"

"What are you even talking about?"

As if the red beanpole could read your mind she awkwardly walks to you two. You roll your eyes to her strong glare.

"Uhm. Laura? The kids are thirsty. They're waiting for the apple juice"

"Yeah, Danny. Could you bring the drinks to them? I have to fix something here"

The blonde gives her best puppy eyes and the redhead takes the tray from your hands. You also thinks you'd be as whipped as her if the tiny ball of cuteness would ask you something with that face. Or without it. You would do anything for her. But you has to remember you're not in that position. And you're still holding the damn tray.

"No, cupcake. That's my work. That's what I'm here for"

"Oh, so you're so responsible now, uh?"

Clifford barks at you. Who she thinks she is?

"What's your problem, Xena?"

"Honestly, you are, fang face"

Neither of you let the stupid tray go. In fact, you two are holding the damn thing with all the strength you got. As much as your knuckles are turning white from it.

"Let me do my job, Amazon!"

"No if Laura ask me to do this for her!"

"STOP!"

The blonde puts her hand in the air in exasperation. The redhead and you look ashamed. Like if you were two little kids reprimanded from their mom.

"Danny, please hand the juice to the kids. And... uhm... you, wait for me in the kitchen"

You open your mouth to protest but the glare the blonde is giving you is enough to know you can't say something else to change her mind. So you let the tray go with a smirk no without a little push that makes some of the drink splash out on the red giant.