Hollstein Shortfics Collection

Chapstick Challenge AU

Music Intro. Very neat coloring bumper video with the legend of 'Life with Laura' is shown.

The camera lets see a very well known room. One bed is settle at the background, on the back wall there's a huge Lois Lane canvas, a little owl lamp over the nightstand and some other nerdy items decorates the room.

A tiny blonde shows up from the right side of the screen rolling her chair to look directly to the camera.

"Hello, gentle viewers! Welcome to another episode of 'Life with Laura'! If you hadn't watch my other videos, I'm Laura!"

Zoom over the blonde's face and she awkwardly winks.

"So. A few weeks ago I asked you to send me some challenges I could do for your entertainment. Thank you so much for the response! I have had fun with a lot of them, not all tho."

A short video is shown. There's a red Laura with her open mouth weirdly talking and screaming before taking a big glass of milk. The title says: The chilli challenge.

"Yeah... let's forget about that." Laura duck her head down.

"... stupid." Another voice is heard off camera.

"What did you say? Wait! Let's welcome here to my best friend forever and ever ever after! My beautiful broody kitten: Carmiiiiillaaaa Karnstein."

Fanfares music and clap sounds.

A raven-haired girl walks over and seats next to Laura.

"Uh. Hi." Says Carmilla with a boring tone.

"What where you saying off camera?" Asks Laura with a big smile.

"I said that was a (BEEEP) challenge and whoever (BEEEP) dimwit piece of (BEEEP) who sent it should go and (BEEEP) in hell." Carmilla is grinning.

"I'm soooo editing that." Laura huffs.

Cut to.

"Well, as you should know by now. Carmilla is my BFF from ever. We live next to each other and we'd know since we're babbling and drooling."

A few snaps about some appearances from Carmilla in other Laura's videos.

"You've never stopped, tho." Interrupts Carmilla smirking.

"Shut up, you dork!" Laura laughs.

"As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted. Carmilla is here with me today to do another challenge, one that an amazing anon sent me to my tumblr."

Cap of the anon challenge:

Anonymous: Hey Laura! I really love you and your channel. You're so funny.

I have a new challenge for you! How about 'The chapstick challenge' eh? fun uh? Hahaha XD!

"So... as you also know I'm single! Shocker uh?! 'But Laura, you'd said, how are you going to do a chapstick challenge if you don't have a girlfriend?' Well, yeah. That was my first thought too, but then I realize I don't need a girlfriend to do it, I just had to look for someone I really, really trust. And who better than my best friend since forever!? Right guys?!"

"You're rambling again, cupcake." Carmilla sighs nonchalantly.

"Ok, ok. So, here we go."

Laura goes off camera and returns bringing a sharp pointed hat with products in it. There is an arrow pointed to it with the captions: 'Yeah, that's the sorting hat my dad sewed for last christmas'.