There's actually NOT GONNA BE SMUT Rodents like hamsters use this as a sign of affection, they enjoy the taste of the natural salt on your hands. There isn t really anything else they can do to show they like you, and your taste, so it s a good thing it s comfortable enough to do this! OOAH that was my copied thing comment yours pls love me im a flaming homosexual Oh but anyways I'm gonna do this all from FINNY boi's POV so Noah is gonna be a stranger MAX WAS HERE BITCHESSSSSSS - Omegle - Omegle. It's a great place, if you wanna talk to pervs and twelve year olds trying to meet their idol. I like it for the humor, only once have I actually made a friend from it. SHe also happened to go to my school, which by then I was convinced he was stalking me when he bumped into me in the bathroom. Alas, no one would stalk old Finn wolfhard here.
A requirement for Omegle is for you to enter your interests. Generally, I actually put my interests. Sometimes for the humor of it I enjoy putting "horny" or "penis" and acting like waluigi to everyone I speak with. Speaking of speaking, the way too optimistic message of "you're chatting with a stranger! Say hi!" popped up to my screen. That poor thing has seen too much.
I'm met with a black screen instead of a face. My mouse is getting rather close to the skip button or whatever it says. Then the stranger finally types Stranger: hey You: hi You: whys your camera covered dude Stranger: idk Stranger: whats your name? You: funn You: I mean finn Stranger: okay...*looks at smudged writing on hand* fynm You: man that meme is so old Stranger: I relate Stranger: I'm Noah btw You: wait how old are you Stranger: 14 You: got a kik ;;)))) Stranger: *swoons* You: but seriously you seem cool Stranger: yea it's noahschappyneck pls don't send me those nudes You: hm I have the sudden urge to send my nonexistent nudes I took You: mine is finnhardwolf accept the message when it comes Stranger: well now I have the urge to not accept your message You: whatever, you'll be missing out on the dogs Stranger: bye bye You: bye - He seems cute. I know I haven't seen him, but his messages were cute so he probably is. Once I opened kik though, the expected fear took over. What if I send a message to the wrong guy? What if I'm annoying? What if he was just being nice and didn't actually want to talk? Before they can continue, Noah sends me a message. - Noahschnappmyneck: Hello finnhardwolf Finnhardwolf: hey no-ah Noahschnappmyneck: do you have like a real number Finnhardwolf: 1-800-588-2300 EMPIRE today Finnhardwolf: there'll be an empire in your pants if you know what I mean ;;;;) Noahschnappmyneck: betch Finnhardwolf: LANGUAGE SWEET INNOCENT CHILD Noahschnappmyneck: SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOUUEHHE Finnhardwolf:
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Noahschnappmyneck: hawt 😍💦😩👌 Noahschnappmyneck: now a real one Finnhardwolf:
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Noahschnappmyneck: the border screams catfish Finnhardwolf: well I'm sorry I don't save every photo of myself Noahschnappmyneck: gtg boi Finnhardwolf: abandoning me? Noahschnappmyneck: kachow
