liam: is that a charizard behind u cuz tht asss is fireeeeee 😊🔥🔥🔥🔥
zayn: if u text me one more Pokemon related shitt no sex for like 5 months
liam: rude
liam: fine then i liedddd zaynie brainy ur asss is not fire actualllly cuz u really don't have a asss
zayn: what the fuckk assshole
liam: haha I love you
zayn: I'm not even mad cause it's true so whatever I'll let that slide
liam: ur so mean to me tht was a very clever pick up line and u just ignoreddddd it ): I'm sad now
zayn: isn't the tail the part with the fire not the asss though with that Pokemon
liam: the tail is connected to his assss so it counts ok 🙄🙄🙄
zayn: ok whatever you say
liam: I'm on my way back home u should probs start getting nakedddd ;)
zayn: no
liam: cmon
zayn: no
liam: get urself readyyyy for me
zayn: no
liam: ur making me sad ):
zayn: lol
liam: are u reallyyyy not gonna get nakeddd
zayn: I'm busy right now :(
liam: what's more importnt then gettinggg ready for some nice sexx
zayn: I'm on twitter
liam: really ))))))))):
liam: ur lying riteeee
liam: ur not txting back which means ur probably getting urself readyyyy for me huh ??? 😉😉😉😊
liam: good boy baby
zayn: LIAM HOLY SHIIT
liam: oooh r we gonna sext nowwww
zayn: what no wtf
liam: why nottttt
zayn: have u been on twitter ??
liam: no wtf zayn ur actually on twitter
liam: I thought u were fingering urself
zayn: chill liam
zayn: I told you I was on Twitter
liam: whut is soooooo importnt on twitter
zayn: um your new song
liam: what
zayn: there is a song on Twitter right now with you and like juicy j
liam: wait whut
liam: it got leaked ):
zayn: omg did it?
zayn: idk but it's everywhere right now
liam: did u listen to it already??
zayn: yes of course wtf
liam: ugh it was just a bit of messing aboutttt
zayn: I liked it
zayn: you sounded hot daddy
liam: woahhhhh whut
liam: did I now? ;)
zayn: yes you little cutie with your cute verse
liam: haha
liam: it's about u
liam: my little verse cuz ur all I need
zayn: stop
liam: it's trueeee tho
zayn: no it's not stop it
liam: I'm not lyingggg
zayn: you're not
liam: no I'm not
zayn: how cute 😊
liam: thankssss
liam: can u get naked now
zayn: you're not even home though ):
liam: I'll be there in like 20 min
zayn: fine
liam: reallyyyyy ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
zayn: yeah yeah sure
zayn: I could go for some dickk right now
liam: lmao tht sounded like u want to eat my dickk
zayn: don't ruin my mood
liam: sorry baby
zayn: hurry up and get home daddy
liam: damn damn I'll be there soonnnn
zayn: there's a pikachu in my asss come get it
liam: zaynnnnn
zayn: lol
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im so fuxking obsessed with Pokemon GO right now help
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Humor[so much cringe beware!!] - BOOK 2 liam: hey what's up... its been a whileeee zayn: just fuck off mate or the one where liam's trying to gain zayn's love back, but it's proven a challenge for him when zayn continues to decline every offer.
