one year later:
liam: hellooooo everyone just want to inform all of u tht if me or zayn do not reply for the next few dayssss it is cause we'll probablyyyy be too busy on round 183849392 of glorious sexxxx 😜😜
liam: well hopefullyyy
niall: what are you going on about?
louis: 100% sure you can't even get to that round
justin: wtf
harry: are you okay Liam?
liam: I'm okay a bit nervous but ok overall
harry: why are you nervous?
louis: he's probably gonna take some diick
justin: ^^^^ !!!
niall: wtf lmao
niall: you're fcking texting us to let us know you're about to take diick in your asss for the first time Liam?? 😂😂
harry: don't be mean, it is quite nerve wrecking for someone who's always given the diick.
liam: haHa so so funny 🙄🙄
louis: wtf do you want that you had to text us with that weird asss opening text??
niall: ^^
justin: ^^^
harry: I agree with Louis. Liam what is going on?
liam: well
niall: well what???
justin: don't leave us hanging dude
louis: don't fcking leave us waiting wtf
harry: carry on Liam.
liam: I gtg actuallyyyy bye
louis: wtf is wrong with you
justin: what's wrong with Liam?
niall: what the fck
harry: wait what?
louis: Liam don't fcking leave the group message
niall: Liam
harry: Liam are you okay? Do I need to go check on you? Where are you?
liam: NO LEAVE ME ALONE K BYE
louis: first tell us what's going on crazy fcker
liam: ok ok
liam: wellllll
liam: I am going too ask zayn to marry mee
niall: WAIT WTF ARE UO SERIOSI
liam: bye I reallyyyy have to go now
louis: LIAM WTF
niall: I CNT BELICE THIS HOLY SHIIT
justin: bro !!!
harry: aw wait wait are you serious right now? I think I may cry, this is so lovely. I'm so happy for you Liam.
louis: slow your roll, zayn has to say yes first Harry 🙄
niall: shut UP LOUIS zayn will fcking say yes okay!! I did not invest so much of my life on ziam for them not to fcking get married in the end.
louis: chill out niall
niall: no
niall: also telling all of you this now that I'm gonna be best man so none of you try anything
louis: fck you no you're not 😂
niall: I am Louis, I am the one that got them back together the second time around okay. If it wasn't for me ziam would be the past but alas it is not and it is the present and soon the future
louis: wtf you're so weird
harry: niall you do know they both get best men
justin: ha ^ forgot about that didn't ya?
niall: no I did not I will be the best man for both of them okay, I deserve this and I will have the ultimate best man speech and they'll probably name their first born after me.
louis: like I said before, zayn still has to say yes
[niall has removed louis from the conversation]
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will zayn say yes? 🤔
will i be nice this time for the epilogue or will i fck you guys up worse? 🤔
tune in soon for the last chapter 😊
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𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄. ✧ 𝘻𝘪𝘢𝘮
Humor[so much cringe beware!!] - BOOK 2 liam: hey what's up... its been a whileeee zayn: just fuck off mate or the one where liam's trying to gain zayn's love back, but it's proven a challenge for him when zayn continues to decline every offer.
