liam: hey
liam: let me turn your daddy issues into baby daddy issues
zayn: I don't have daddy issues
zayn: and who wants baby daddy issues?
liam: go along with it zayn dammit
zayn: how the hell am I suppose to go along with that?
liam: u were supposed to be like "wow that's such a nice thing to say, ok leeyum u can get me pregnant 😊😊"
zayn: who the fck would say that
liam: someone on tumblr
zayn: what are you doing on tumblr?
liam: not me I didn't see it on tumblr it came up on twitterrrr but it said it was from tumblr
zayn: wow
liam: let's try it again ok andddd this time just go with it pls pls
zayn: um okay
liam: hey zaynie baby let me turn your daddy issues into baby daddy issues
zayn: wow :') that's like the most romantic thing someone has ever told me 😊😊
liam: don't expect child support
liam: lmao
liam: I'm assumingggg since ur not replyinggg that ur laughing cause when I saw this I couldn't stop laughinggg
liam: the child support part just gets u right??? Hahaha
zayn: are you drunk?
liam: ): it's 1 in the afternoonnnn
zayn: you're so weird omg, you're lucky you're so cute though
liam: "cute" ??? I am not cute what do I look like?? a puppy ????
zayn: actually you kind of do
liam: I do not,,, how rude
liam: I didn't know puppy's were manly and ruggedddd and handsomeee, that's newss to mee
zayn: quit being so cute, now I want to hug you and kiss you but you're not here ):
liam: aww
liam: miss you pumpkin 🍅
zayn: that's a tomato li
liam: *🍊
zayn: wtf that's an orange
liam: I thought that was a peach ??
zayn: please just stop trying omg
liam: 🎃 here's the pumpkin lol
zayn: I miss you
zayn: I miss your face
liam: then comeeee kiss it
liam: or sit on itttt if ya know what I mean ;))
liam: just do both tbh
zayn: omg seriously??
zayn: I've always wanted to sit on your face 😊
liam: wait wtf seriouslyyyy 😩
liam: don't tellll me tht when I'm in londonnnn wtf
zayn: your fault for leaving me here
liam: I'm hard just thinking about u ridingggg my face now
liam: fck zayn u should've told meee that was ur sexuallll fantasyyyy
zayn: lmao not my sexual fantasy
liam: what's ur sexual fantasyy then
zayn: you throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone for the day
liam: hot
liam: but no to the leave you alone part
liam: if u strip for me again I'll pay u ;)
zayn: 😏😏😏😊
liam: as soon as I get back ur putting on a show for me and I'll throw you thousands of bills then ur riding my face
zayn: omg chill
zayn: I miss you though, so hurry up and come back
liam: almost done with all my meetings with capitol recordsssss 😊😊😊
liam: I miss you to zaynie brainy ❤️❤️
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you guys don't understand how happy I am Liam's going solo, like fckkkkk I can't wait to hear that shít <3
Also - check out my new ziam texting story: prom date :)
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Humor[so much cringe beware!!] - BOOK 2 liam: hey what's up... its been a whileeee zayn: just fuck off mate or the one where liam's trying to gain zayn's love back, but it's proven a challenge for him when zayn continues to decline every offer.