Day 751 with these sad excuses of human existence, I don't know how I've survived. Thankfully, one of them has died, sadly, it was not Jun, he will be next. As of now, it's just the emo one, I forget his name, wonton?? Maybe? It doesn't matter because he's dead lol I'm gl-
Jun: AW MINGHAO ARE YOU TRYING TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT US THATS SO CUTE AWWWWWWWWW （≧∇≦） Jun: *starts squeezing minghao* Minghao: get your disgusting hands off of me you probably haven't showered since world war 1 Jun: aw are you worried about me that's so cute 😘😘 Minghao: I'm worried about myself you stupid cunt Dk: guys can you stop being gay we have a funeral to attend Jun: ohhmgosh we aren't being gay (*^o^*) but I totally agree that we look good together 😉 Dk: I never said Th- Jun: ANYWaY 🤔 we have to go to that emo twinks funeral so
-at the funeral-
Mingyu: I just wish Wonwoo: dude let me out of this coffin Mingyu: I could've said Wonwoo: GET ME OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING RAG Mingyu: goodbye 😔 Joshua: *heating up multiple prayers* Vernon, not hitting a weed for once: holy shit dude I think he's alive Mingyu: IM TRYING TO GREAVE SHUT THE FUCK UP Wonwoo: how do y'all expect me to go to hot topic in here 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Mingyu: it's almost like I can still hear his voice 😖 Dino: Hyung we can all hear his voice Mingyu: I know Long can, I miss him too Dino: no I mean he's still al- HOLD UP LONG CAN BI- Jeonghan: SAY ONE MORE WORD YOUNG MAN Dino:
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Woozi: *opens the coffin* he's not dead you fucking idiots Wonwoo: I hate all of you Scoups: *grabs a knife* YALL HES A FUCKING ZOMBIE Minghao: you're all so fucking stupid I wish I was deported Wonwoo: CUT ME OPPAR 😩😩😩😩💦💦💦 Hoshi: *smiles* Everyone: *sits down and takes a lil break from everything to just enjoy the light he's bringing* Seungkwan: what are you thinking about? Hoshi: if I nut in the ground would it grow a tree full of babies? Seventeen:
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Woozi: guys lets go we gotta get home Scoups: Don't rush me bitch. Woozi: then I'll leave by myself fuck you all Jeonghan: why do you wanna leave so fucking bad 😤 Dino: how come you're allowed to swear Jeonghan: I'm pretty I can do whatever I want Scoups: lol Tru 😜😜👌👏 Woozi: I have something to do don't disrespect me 😡 Scoups: maybe he's tryna smash with someone 🤔🤔🤔 Joshua: D I D S O M E O N E S A Y S M A S H ? B E F O R E M A R R I A G E 🙅🙅🙅🙅 Woozi: God I just have to pick one another one of joshuas body pillows don't get all hyped I'm lonely lol
