Everyone: *having a good ol snooze* Taeyong: *scams his way into the dorm* Scoups: I think I heard something can someone go check it out Minghao: you're the oldest you bleach dipped rat go do it Scoups:
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Scoups: *walks into the kitchen* Taeyong: *starts choking him from behind* Sobangcha 🚒🚒🚨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Sehun: eommaya
-the next day-
Hoshi: where the fuck is scoups ? Dino: did Hyung not come back to bed? Everyone: *looks at Jeonghan* Jeonghan: WHAT 😡 Seungkwan: we know you two sleep together so stfu Joshua:
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Jeonghan: whatever and NO he didn't I had to cuddle one of those cartoon pillows Joshua: ITS ANIME Woozi: there's a video tape here Bella: *crawls out of the attic* why are y'all up so early I'm tryna sleep 😡 Minghao: it's almost 4:00pm Bella: like I said WHY ARE YALL UP Dino: Scoups Hyung is missing 😰 Bella: okay so what's the problem? Jeonghan:
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Woozi: GUYS LOOK SCOUPS BEING HELD HOSTAGE Jeonghan: #savemarinajoyce Taeyong: give me $10 and I promise I'll give u your rat no scam Vernon, with multiple weeds at the same time: wtf does he think we're rich or something Seungkwan: we don't need Hyung anyway *phone ringing* Hoshi: hello I am soonyoung call me soon Taeyong: we need to talk now yoshi Hoshi: guys it him 😰😰 Everyone: *runs to the phone* Taeyong: if you want your leader bac- Hoshi: We don't want him goodbye *hangs that shit up* Wonwoo: we don't need a leader anyway now, Bella go make us food Bella: BITCH TF YOU THINK I CAN COOK CANT EVEN MAKE MYSELF A DECENT HAM SANDWICH JEONGHANS PRETTIER GET HIM TO DO IT Jeonghan: MY BOYFRIEND JUST DIED BINCH Isabella: actually he was my husband, I am now a widow. Who's nut can I have now 😢 Mingyu: um who tf are you Isabella: I just told you who I was hoe Sehun: eommaya Jun: if that's Scoups wife then does that mean that jeonghan is a home wrecker? Bella: 😰😰😰 Jeonghan: 😰😰😰 Hoshi: 😰😰😰 Jun: 😰😰😰 Seventeen: 😰😰😰 Exo: eommaya Woozi: FIRST SAMUEL THEN TAEYONG NOW THIS HOW TF DO YALL KEEP GETTING IN HERE Isabella: yikes Woozi: ALSO HOW DID YOU GET IN Jun: I left the back door open to Bella could go to the bathroom when she pleases Bella: DO I LOOK LIKE A DOG TO YOU Jun: well I mean.. Bella:
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