Okay so turns out Scoups had a wife lol guess I'm a home wrecker 😜 but anyway that hoe said she ain't gonna leave until she gets her rat daddy back so now we have two hoes staying with us UGh 😠😠😠😠😠
Jeonghan: can't y'all leave you ain't even giving us money for rent Bella: you think you're slick? We all know you haven't payed rent since pledis told you to grow out your hair you oversized meat baby 😤 Woozi: *takes bite of apple* she ain't wrong Jeonghan: stfu and go back to empanada Bella 😤 Bella: bITCH ITS CALLED CHILE YOU KEEP COPPIN THIS TUDE AND IMMA SNATCH YOUR CRUSTY WEAVE RIGHT OFF YOUR HEAD Jeonghan: wow okay I'd like to see you try binch Isabella: *walks behind Jeonghan and snatches his weave* Jeonghan: WHY DO BOTH OF U HAVE TO BE SPAINS 😡
Joshua pov.
What the actual Frick! So while everyone was arguing I see seungkwan and Dino tickling my Miku bodypillow 🙅🙅🙅 I tried to snag it back but I tripped and threw it into the meat grinder
Joshua: OH MY FUCKING GOD SHIT FUCKING COCK SOCKS WHY THE FUCK AHHHHH Seungkwan: holy shit dude chill Joshua:
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Joshua: * throws himself into the meat grinder* Dino: HYUNG NO Seungkwan: FUCK EVERYONE GET IN HERE Jeonghan, now snatchedt bald: what do you want you sassy moon rat 🙄 Seungkwan: JOSHUA IS FUCKING DEAD Jeonghan: who am I gonna cheat with now 😭😭 Mingyu: what are we gonna do with the body Bella: well I mean... He has been cut up like meat Dino: you're not actually suggesting that we- Woozi: shit my girly is wildt 😂😂👌💯💯💯💯💯 Dk: we have been low on money Isabella: *pulls a loaf of bread out of her suitcase* Jun: well let's get to it
- Later that day -
Minghao: I can't believe I actually helped you sick fucks Vernon, hitting a small amount of weeds but still enough: who are we gonna sell these to??? Hoshi: lol let's sell it to SM Bella: if we're gonna sell them we should at least sell them to a place where they're gonna be used. Hoshi: ... Seungkwan: ooh oh let's sell them to starship Bella: I wanna see jay park oppa so let's sell them to aomg 😫😫😫💯 Woozi: bitch TF 😡😡 who is the John pork thought u was mine Sofia: JYP!! Vernon: get out of here you're not my sister anymore Sofia:
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Bella's pov. These hoes kept arguing 🙄 eventually we decided that we can just split up all the sandwiches and sell them to a bunch of companies 🤑🤑 we got so much money but then Jeonghan reminded us we needed to plan a funeral for Joshua still for the fans. 😒
