Marvel One-Shots

It's Kind of a Funny Situation

This first story is requested by @thesecretavenger and it's a Romantic/Erotic-Comedy. And yes, it has some sexual content (take note of the word 'erotic') so I suggest you to abstain yourself from reading if you can't handle those type of stories.

I hope this gets to @thesecretavenger since she's been off for a while. But if she gets to read this, I hope she'll like it. And I'm sorry if it took about a year to post this.

And! I based the character's history on her amazing Avengers fan fiction The Sorceress so you guys won't get lost.

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•It's Kind of a Funny Situation (A Steve Rogers Rom-Com)•

Our faces are just inches away from each other as we sit on the bed. His legs are hanging on the edge of the bed and mine are pretzelled on the mattress. We're doing nothing but just staring at each other's eyes. His blue eyes are pretty, though, and they've always been pretty.

"You know, I might be having thoughts about you since that little moment we had at the infirmary," I murmur. "The one when I caught you staring."

"Well, then, I guess this moment we're having is better than taking a picture," he giggles and holds my cheek.

"And I know for a fact that you've gone pedo for me since you saved my life." I wrap my arm around his neck and pull him closer.

He giggles again. "Okay, never use the word 'pedo' to describe me or else."

"Or else what?" I tease, raising an eyebrow.

We just had a long stare at each other. Then, he looks at my lips as he licks his then looks back at my eyes.

"Well, Mr. Rogers," I tease again, running a finger around his neck. "Since both of your options lead to similar results, what do you say?" With one hand, I unbutton my shirt but he stops me.

He chuckles and clasps my hand. "Actually, I'm the one who should be doing that. But not until later"

I bite my lip as I stare into his eyes. He leans his lips on mine and we both start kissing each other passionately. I get on my knees without breaking our kiss and wrap my legs around his waist. I caress his head with one hand and his neck with the other. His hands are having a tight grip on my back, pulling me closer and closer even though there's no space between us. He, then, kisses my cheek, then my jaw, then plants kisses on my neck. I throw my head back as I take a fistful of his hair, enjoying his tongue making circles on my skin. He switches to the other side of my neck and plants another round of kisses.

"Oh, Steve," I moan in pleasure.

He lies us down on the bed, me on the bottom, and runs a hand on my chest to my shirt, unbuttoning every button he passes by. He spreads the cloth out, revealing my bra and slides his hands down, running his fingers over my bra and stomach and wraps my leg on his waist.

Moving my hands around his torso, I find the hem of his shirt and pull it up, helping him to take it off. Then he just throws it to the floor as we laugh and quickly gets back to my lips. Now, I caress his rock-hard chest and abs as we kiss. He rubs his hand on my leg and I feel it traveling to the surface between my legs. I give out another moan of pleasure.

Knock knock knock! The both of us just ignore it. Then, there's another round of furious knocking and I just savor his lips more.

"Ella!" It was Pepper. Shit! "Ella, you better not be having sex in there with Steve!"

The knocks get even more furious so I give his crotch a quick rub and pull out of the kiss as we laugh. I get up and button up my shirt as I walk to the door, leaving my poor, topless boyfriend on my bed. I open the door and it reveals a cross-armed Pepper with an upset face.

"What were you doing?" she suspiciously asks.

"Uh, just talking to Steve," I say. "You know, boyfriend-girlfriend stuff."

She scowls. "Why is Steve half-naked, then?" She asks, looking at Steve.

I pretend I didn't know and widen my eyes in shock. Then, I turn to Steve and pretend-scolded him. "Steve? Why did you take your shirt off? Especially on my bed?" I sounded like a six year-old reciting the lines of a play.

"Well, I accidentally spilled the orange juice in it, see?" he tags along as he lifts his shirt that indeed has an orange juice stain from the orange juice on my bedside table.

"Oh, shut up, you two," Pepper interjects. "Don't make me look dumb. I know what you were doing."

"Okay. We're not having sex," I say. "We were supposed to be making love when you interrupted. So, hasta la vista, Miss Potts." I give her a salute and close the door, clicking the lock.

Still, she started knocking and protesting again but, I lean my back on the door and make eye contact with Steve. He lies down on my bed as he laughs. I make my way to the bed and jump beside him. As he wraps an arm around me, I rest my head on his chest.

"Well, that ruined the mood now, didn't it?" he asks.

I sit up and unbutton my shirt. "Actually, I'm still up for it." After unbuttoning the last one, I throw my green shirt to the floor and sweep my hair on one side as I spread one leg across him. Then, he grabs my butt and starts kneading it, making me laugh.

"That's surprisingly new," I say between laughs.

He stops kneading my butt. "Well, this is something old," he mutters as he cups my cheek and gives me a quick peck. “But I’ll never get tired of doing this.” We keep kissing passionately again.

The next thing we know, we’re butt-naked under the covers, moaning and groaning and kissing.

Suddenly, we get rough and messy; bringing us to the point where the bed starts making squeaky noises (it’s a bouncy bed by the way). Then, we get all hyper-active and we just fall out of the bed to the floor, laughing our butts off.

I give him a quick peck on the lips before saying, “I love you.”

He kisses me again and replies, “I love you too.”

Suddenly, the door booms open and Clint storms in. “What the fuck are you doing with my sister, Rogers?!”

“AAAH!” Steve and I scream at him.

“Get the fuck out of my room, Clint!” I yell and use my powers to throw him out and close my doors. I look back at Steveand he has an eyebrow raised. "What?"

"Up for round two?"