Credit to Google.
Icarus: I don't wanna be rude /dad-alus/, but this plan is a real /flight of fancy/.
Daedalus: Shut up, Icarus.
Icarus: I don't know how flying works. I guess I'll just /wing/ it.
Daedalus: Just please...be quiet...
Icarus: I don't mean to /wax/ poetic, but my wings...are... Melting?
Daedalus: My gods.
Icarus: *screams as he falls*
Daedalus: He flew.../to close to the pun/.
YOU ARE READING
percy jackson puns
FanfictionThis is a Percy Jackson Pun book, hence the title. CREDITS TO TUMBLR! That's where I get most of these puns! Everybody loves puns and Percy Jackson, so why not make a book on them? Love you guys and I hope you enjoy this book! ❤️ Cover made by: @st...
