Jason: I will always protect you Piper.
*Leo and Percy walk in wearing shades*
Percy: So you will be saving her...
/grace/?
Leo: I can't say that I'm /shocked/.
Jason: What are you guys doing?
Percy: I think you mean.../Water/ you guys doing.
Leo: We are on.../fire/.
Percy: I think it's time we.../wave/ goodbye.
*Persassy and Bad Boy Supreme fist bump and walk away backwards*
Jason: What the Hades was that?
*Nico walks in*
Jason: NOPE!
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percy jackson puns
FanfictionThis is a Percy Jackson Pun book, hence the title. CREDITS TO TUMBLR! That's where I get most of these puns! Everybody loves puns and Percy Jackson, so why not make a book on them? Love you guys and I hope you enjoy this book! ❤️ Cover made by: @st...
