*England and America are at a cafe*
Random person: God I hate this tea. It tastes like shit.
England: wHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY?
America: oh no
England: DID I HEAR WHAT THE BLOODY HELL I THOUGHT I JUST HEARD?
America: Fucking shit, Arthur calm do-
England: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE REFERRING TO
America: dUDE CHILL. ITS JUST AN OPINION.
England: *tosses chair across the room* iTS NOT JUST AN OPINION. I AM THE BLOODY UNITED KINGDOM AND I WILL NOT STAND BY AND HAVE SOME RANDOM OAF TALK SO CRUDELY ABOUT THE BEST BEVERAGE IN THE WORLD
America: Arthur stop, people are staring at us-
England: HAVE YOU NO IDEA OF WHOM IS STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU RIGHT NOW MORTAL?
America: oKAY. TIME FOR US TO LEAVE-
England: *Pulls out machine gun* YOU DESERVE HARSH DISCIPLINE FOR YOUR ACTIONS
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America: Welp, we can never come back to this town. Thanks Artie you're the best, I have literally never felt like dying of shame before.
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