Mikey and Raph

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Maya: Guys, this is Jessica.

Everyone: *in monotone* Hi, Jessica.

Jessica: Well then, if that's how you treat a new person......

*computer dings*

Maya: I got it. *checks computer* LOL HILARIOUS!!!!!

Flora: What? *looks at computer* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaylee and Jessica: *looks over shoulders* BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Mikey: What?!?!?!

Maya:  Mikey, it's yours.

Jessica: And Raph's.

Raph: Ugh, what is it?

Flora: Mikey has to beat up Raph in a girly outfit, supplied by the darer.

Kaylee: AND, if Raph fights back, or really even touches Mikey in any aggressive way, he has to beat up Karai in a prom dress.

Everyone but girls: LOL WUT

Mikey: I don't know whether to be happy or mad.

*mailman comes*

Fred: Package for- *looks at mutants, screams and runs* GYAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP THE F***IN' PACKAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maya: Well, that couldn't have gone better.

Flora: And we don't have to pay for it!

Kaylee: Here ya go, Mikey. *hands him package*

15 minutes later.............

Mikey: *comes out* It's itchy.......

Jessica: Oh shut up, it's not too bad.

Maya: FIGHT!!!!!

Mikey: *starts punching and kicking Raph repeatedly*

Raph: *taking in blows*

Mikey: *hits Raph in face*

Raph: Gyah! *reflexively whacks Mikey*

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....................

Maya: GAME OVER.

Mikey: AHA!

Raph: No! Wait!

Mikey: Uh, uh, uh. You have to beat up Karai in a prom dress now.

Flora: Now how are we gonna get a prom dress?

*April walks in*

April: Hey guys, crazy thing happened......... Why is Mikey wearing a girly outfit?

Maya: It's a dare.

April: Ooooooooooookayyyyyyyyyy.......... Anyways, I accidentally bought this prom dress that's 10 sizes too big-

Kaylee: Perfect! *takes dress* Here you go, Raph.

Raph: *grumbles and walks to room*

20 minutes later................

Raph: *comes from room*

Jessica: Awww, that's cute! *eyes Raph* ..........If cute were smelly mutant turtle hiding in sewers wearing a dress that is tight on him cute.

Raph: I'm not smelly...................

Jessica: Oh yeah? Well whens the last time you bathed?

Mikey: What's bathing?

Flora: *face-palm*

Maya: Well, this is it. So long, Prom-boy.

Donnie: Leave your comments and stuff below and vote and maybe like!

Maya: You are hopeless at this.

Leo: Bye Raph!

Kaylee: Tell Karai to send us your remains!

Raph: *rolls eyes and leaves*

Flora: Bye everyone!

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