Maya: *fanning Jessica*
Ali: I found some foul-smelling cheese in their *shudders* fridge.
Maya: *over dramatic gasp*
Ali: I almost didn't make it out alive, but-
Maya: Well if you didn't make it out alive, you would be dead, right? If you were dead you wouldn't be able to make it out. So technically speaking, you would say you almost died but made it out alive.
Ali: ......... You ruined my tale of heroics. Just wake up Jessica.
Maya: Is this why you moved to Canada?
Ali: It was the greatest regret in my life, but at least I got away from you.
Maya: Ugh. *waves cheese over Jessica*
Jessica: WhoaI'mup!
Ali: Good. Unfortunately, you are a loser. Period.
Maya: Because we are not nice, we will say, you suck at Slender.
Ali: Now we direct our attention to Donnie-Boy, who is Slendy's next target.
Ali and Maya: *evil laugh* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maya: Now to Donnie. *cameras zoom in*
Donnie: 3 down, 4 to go. *dramatic music plays* W-what was th-that?! Oh, sewer apples! How did I get get into this mess?
Maya: *on microphone* You got into this when you started hanging out with me, bub.
Donnie: GYAHHH!!!!!!
Ali: Aww, he's a wittle scwardy pwants. How cute.
Donnie: Ugh..... *starts muttering science stuff*
*le sudden faint static*
Donnie: *looks around* It is scientifically impossible to have static with speak-*sees Slenderman* OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts running* Few, I think I lost him. It. Whatever. *flashlight goes out* Oh, great. Just my luck. This couldn't possibly get any worAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams like a little girl*
Ali: Le wild Slenderman appeared!
Maya: Donnie, I choose you!
Ali: That didn't come out right.
Maya: I guess so.....
Jessica: Slenderman used Traumatization!
Ali: It's super effective!
Maya: Donnie fainted!
Donnie: *gets transported back*
Jessica: Dang, he's unconscious.
Ali: Meh.
Maya: Leave your comments below and like! And just to let you know, me and Ali in real life draw the names from a hat, so they are totally random. In fact, we don't even draw them. Our brother does.
Ali: Ooh! I'll call him.
Maya: But we want to protect our little brother's identity, so we're going to call him something else.
Jessica: Uh, guys? Donnie's turning REALLY pale.
Maya: Meh.
Ali: Bye!
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TMNT Question and Dare Book!
FanfictionHEY! I's a TMNT question and dare book! Filled with drama, excitement, and TONS of laughter! Maya the mutant lizard will be broadcasting this with the turtles! Yay! So don't just sit there, comment a question or dare and read the magic! <3
