A Cat And A Kitten

Chapter 3

(Kakashi's pov)
Shit. I am like..... I look at my watch. 2 hours late! I run as fast as I can. Emma is going to kick my ass! I arrive and see a very pissed off Emma. A black aura surrounds her. "You. Are. Late. Kakashi," she says. Ok. Let me point this out now. She doesn't call me Kakashi unless she is serious or very very very pissed off. I see that Sasuke, (yes Sasuke) Sakura, and Naruto are hiding behind Tazuna. "S-sorry a black cat crossed my path and I had to take the long way around," I say. Emma slowly walks up to me with a deathly calm expression. "Oh really? May I ask where this cat was? Or the better question is why was it IN OUR APARTMENT?! WAS IT READING YOUR DAMN BOOK?!" She yells. I flinch and laugh nervously. "Y-yeah. I guess c-cats like that series too," I stutter. Next thing I know there is a fist in my face and I fly through a few trees.
(Emma's pov)
"You. Are. Late. Kakashi," I growl. Ok. Let me point this out now. I  doesn't call him Kakashi unless I am serious or very very very pissed off. I see that Sasuke, (yes Sasuke) Sakura, and Naruto are hiding behind Tazuna. "S-sorry a black cat crossed my path and I had to take the long way around," he says. I slowly walks up to him with a deathly calm expression. "Oh really? May I ask where this cat was? Or the better question is why was it IN OUR APARTMENT?! WAS IT READING YOUR DAMN BOOK?!" I yell. Papa flinches and laughs nervously. "Y-yeah. I guess c-cats like that series too," he stutters. I punch him through a few trees. "YOU WERE FUCKING LATE AND YOU ARE DECIDING TO USE A DAMN MOTHERFUCKING EXCUSE?!" I screech. "S-sorry Emma," he mumbles. "Its alright. Now lets get moving I have a very bad feeling about this mission and I just wanna get it over with," I say. Papa gets up and we all leave. Naruto and Sakura start arguing. (-_-#) I step up to them and lean in. "Would you like to shut up? Cause I will smash your faces in the ground, chop your heads off, and kick them like soccer balls as we walk," I threaten sweetly. If that is even possible. The nod vigorously and I smile. "Good," I say. I stop as I notice a puddle. A puddle? There hasn't been any rain lately. And its a sunny day. It should have dried up by now. I ponder on why the hell a puddle is here right now. Lucky for me I already knew. "Papa...." I stop. I motion my head toward the puddle. He nods and I put my foot in the puddle. Chakra runs up my leg. Point proven. I smirk. "May I?" I ask. "Their all yours," papa says. My smirk grows into a smile. "Hey Naruto. Do you have a paper bomb on you?" I ask. Naruto nods and hands me a paper bomb. Then backs away slowly. I place it on my foot that is still in the puddle. "Hey I need a kunai," I say. "Don't you have any? Or are you slacking in that ar-," papa cuts Sakura off by slapping his hand over her mouth. My black aura returns. "Hand. Me. A. Damn. Kunai," I say lowly. Papa throws me a kunai. I catch and look at the bomb. I tilt my head. "Eh. Fuck this leg. I dont need it. It is just in the way," I say bluntly. "WHAT?!" Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, and Tazuna yell. "I said I don't need it. Its just a leg," I say. What no one but papa knows it that is a clone. I am sitting in a tree waiting for this to play out. Then my clone blows up the puddle and her leg. "WWWWWOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO! THAT WAS PERFECT! IF ONLY I RECORDED IT!" I yell. I hop down as the clone disappears. "That was too good," I say I pick up the two ninja by their necks. "Tell me why your here. NOW!" I yell. The two mist ninja flinch. "W-we were sent after the o-old man," they stutter in unison. "Papa~?" I sing. "Yes Emma?" He asks. "Can I kill them now? Please?" I beg. I give him my kitty eyes but he doesn't budge. So I take off my hat and untuck my tail and pout. "Pwease," I say. Papa sighs. "Fine," he says. I cheer in my head. "Yes! I have been waiting to taste someone's blood again. It's been awhile since I've had nice fresh human blood," I whisper in the ninja's ears.