Evil Love

On a Boat

"This is going to be so romantic, eh, 'Kura?" Vittoria remarked, sighing, "The ship, the sea, the sun rise in a few hours."

"Romance, really, Vittoria," he said, "you should be spending the trip getting ready for the tournament."

"Whatever, Let's go explore the ship," she grabbed his arm, "Come on. We'll scope the competition while we're at it."

"OK, OK, fine. Geez, don't be so pushy!"

"What can I say?" she shrugged her shoulders, "I'm a curious girl."

"How about 'curiosity killed the cat'?"

"OK, how about this one: All work and no play makes 'Kura a dull guy'?"

"Ooh...creative. 'Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you, Vittoria."

"You love me, I love you, I don't want to live without you," she recited, as they kissed and looked out at the stars over the sea.

"Did I see what I thought I saw?" Tèa asked Tristan.

"Tèa, we need to stay hidden or we'll get caught."

"Whatever, I could swear I saw Vicki kissing Bakura."

"No way, so those two are boyfriend and girlfriend. That was fast."

"Either that, or it's actually Vicki's and Bakura's yamis."

"If it is them, then that's two more problems we've got to deal with."

"Makes me wonder just what their plan is this time."

"Whatever it is, we've got to tell Yugi."

"Huh," Vittoria said, looking back towards the storage area, "I thought that I saw somebody."

"Really," Bakura replied, looking the same direction, "Who?"

"A couple of Yugi's twerp friends," she looked towards the storage area again, "I guess I was seeing things. If they are there, maybe I should use the Charm to force them out of hiding."

"And alert Yugi and everyone else on the ship of our presence. Are you insane?"

"What makes you think that I'm not?" Vittoria said with a smirk, as she activated her Charm, "Ollie-Ollie-Oxen-Free! Well, well, well, if it isn't the warrior and his fairy friend."

"Whatever you're planning, you're not going to get away with it!" Tèa said, struggling against the bonds.

"Gee, whatever shall I do?" Vittoria asked sarcastically, "Should I throw you overboard or just knock you out? Hehehehe!"

The Roman yami then used the Charm to throw Tèa and Tristan into the boxes, knocking them unconscious.

"What the hell did you think you were doing?" Bakura asked, yanking her away from the scene, "Now Yugi will be on us for sure."

"Awww...come on, I was just having a little fun," She pointed to the water, "It's not like he'll make the tourney now."

"I suppose I should at least throw him a ladder," He said, grabbing the ship's ladder and tossing it over the side of the boat. After that was done, Vittoria and Bakura walked away. But not before wiping Tristan and Tèa's memories of what happened.

"Why in the world would you wanna rescue him?"

"I don't want the Puzzle lost in the sea."

"Oh, really," She rolled her eyes, "You're something, 'Kura, you really are."

"What should we do now?" Vittoria asked, "I mean we already explored the ship and messed with Yugi's friends."

"I don't know about you," Bakura replied, "but I'm going stay here and read my book."

"Boring. Maybe I should go see what kind of chaos I can cause."

"You will do no such thing. Why don't you grab your phone and play with it instead of causing trouble?"

"I can't get reception out here, that's why."

"You've got to have at least a few things on there that don't require internet of some kind to use."

"I guess I've got a few games and some music on there that I can play," she said turning on her music and opening her solitaire app.

"Will you please turn that crap down?"

"Fine, fine, whatever," she told him, grabbing her earbuds and muttering, "you don't have to be such a jerk about it."

As soon as the battery ran out on her phone, Vittoria grabbed a book out of her bag.

"Hey, 'Kura, check this out," she told him, "I found a psychopath test. Just for fun, let's see how many traits on the list we got."

"What does it say about scoring?" He asked her.

"It says that people are rated on a scale of zero to two, a total of thirty or above means that you have psychopathic tendencies. Since we both know that we are psychos, our scores probably will be over thirty. But, I don't get how you can score that high if there are only twenty items on the list."

"Some of the items must be worth more than others for the scoring to be like that. Geez, you are dumb sometimes."

"Oh, OK. Here we go," she said as she started to read off the list of traits, "Glib and superficial charm. I've got that one down pat.

She batted her eyelashes at Bakura.

"My hikari maybe, but definitely not me."

"Grandiosity. Would the trip from the US to Japan be considered grandiose? I think so."

"How about my plan to collect all the Millennium Items and get revenge on Yugi? Yes, I would say so."

"Need for stimulation. Well, I do seem to get bored a lot."

"I do happen to read quite a few books."

"Pathological Lying. I was constantly lying to cover my tracks while I was getting ready to make the trip to find you."

"I was always having to act like my hikari to lure his friends into my traps."

"Cunning and manipulativeness. I am always able to get what I want."

"Not always."

"Really. Name one time where I haven't."

"How about a few hours ago. You were listening to your music, and you had to put your earbuds in."

"OK, you got me there," she said, getting up and stretching, "Check it out, the sun is rising. Wow, so that's Duelist Kingdom Isle. They aren't gonna know what hit them! Aha-ha-haaa!"