"So, Caleb you're amazing with the ladies right?" Amanda winked at Caleb while drawing out a plan on a the chalkboard. Caleb shifted in his chair uncomfortably before replying, "Well, I do have a lot of charm and I just can't help it."
Amanda just shook her head in disgust before sarcastically saying, "I see. No wonder why all the ladies love you...you're just too die for. With you're flabbyness and all." Caleb's face went as red as a tomato with force booming out of his slightly slanted mouth, "WELL, IT'S NOT MY DAMN FAULT THAT I HATE EXERCISING! And just remember I can still turn you guys in."
Amanda shook her head, faking a tear down her cheek, "So sad. Don't turn us in Caleb! I'm too young to die."
"Oh, please. Break it up you two." I shouted at them both as they quarreled like five year old children. If I didn't know better I would have thought they were an old married couple. "Now, here's what I propose for as a plan." I started while I pointed to a terribly drawn plan. "Caleb will roll around on the ground on fire." I showed Amanda and Caleb a poorly drawn picture of a slightly chubby guy, on a gigantic roasting stick, on fire while screaming 'I did it for Madeline!' "Then, while Madeline is busy trying to take care of her sissy of a husband, Caleb, Amands and I will slip the CD in her locker and save the day!"
I cheerfully jumped up and landed with my feet spread apart diagonally and took a bow. "I call it the Caleb is on fireeeeeeee plan." I winked Amanda and Caleb.
"Woah, woah, I did not sign up to be a roasted marshmallow. I signed up to make sure Madeline it recruited!" Caleb whined.
"What is that I heard?" I asked while putting a hand to my ear, "Caleb wants Madeline on the team because he lurrrvvvvs her? Mhmmm, I believe so. That is music to my ears."
"Wait! What?" Caleb shouted with pink creeping up on his cheeks. "Oooooo, someone's in love." Amanda said while fanning herself, "Ooo Lala."
"Shut up."
"Make me."
"Anyways, let me share with you my plan." Amanda said with a smirk, "And before someone throws a temper tantrum I'll say this. Yes, Caleb, you get quality time with your girlfriend."
"She's not my damn girlfriend." Caleb huffed.
"Yet." I corrected him, "We all know you wanna marry her. So, stop denying it. Just suck it up and deal with your crummy feelings."
"So, I purpose that Caleb will distract Madeline after school while Elisa and I do the hard stuff. Namely, breaking into her locking and throwing the bait in. Simply, hook, line, and sinker."
~
"We all remember the plan?" Amanda whispered while everyone quietly left the building. Caleb and I nodded our heads, and soon after Madeline showed up. "Go get her lover boy!" I shouted while pushing Caleb into Madeline. The impact of Caleb's weight was enough to make Madeline lose her balance and fall on Caleb. "I bloody ship it, E." Amanda said as we walked to the black lockers.
The locker was black with bits of brown dirt settled in the cracks making the lockers stink. The stench was enough to kill someone. "Let's hurry up and place our bait while lover boy works on the Lady." I quickly got out the lock pick and began going to town with the locker. "Guard my back and make us look, not suspicious."
"Ok, cause me trying to cover your body doesn't look suspicious at all."
"Whatever, we only have a limited amount of time before lover boy runs out of his stupid charm, and he doesn't even have charm. Why would Madeline even bother talking to him for that long?"
"Ooooooo, is someone getting jelly of the attention Caleb gives to Madeline?" Amanda said while nudging my shoulder.
"Haha, bitch you wish."
"Language!" Mrs. Adikin yelled at me while I was awkwardly trying to hide the pick lock. "Shit."
"Don't make me come over there Elisa! You'll regret it if I do."
"Yeah well I don't give a fu—ow!"
"Shut your bloody hole Elisa!" Amanda whisper-yelled at me. "Sorry Mrs. Adikin!"
~
After what felt like forever I finally got the lock to open and quickly slid the CD player into Madeline's locker. "Now, let's go grab lover boy."
As we headed over to Caleb and Madeline, happily talking on a beach near the front, I started experiencing a feeling of anger and I didn't know why. Why do I care if this nuisance hangs out with Madeline? I don't that's what. I do not care a bit about Caleb's damn love life. So shut it Elisa. "Hey lover boy! Get your ass over here!"
"Language Elisa!" Amanda face palmed.
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Roman pour Adolescents"They said music was bad...I came to show them that it was magic." In a world with music outlawed, Elisa, fights to release music into the world again.
