Between Love and gun- (On hold)

Chapter 1- Handsome Jack

It's me, Jack. Well, hello, reader. Yeah, I am breaking four wall, and I am going to do that from time to time. So get used to it or get out.

Jack was in the middle of a war, but he didn't care because he was on the toilet taking a piss. That was when Jane walk in.

Hello, reader it me again. Your Handsome Jack... well more handsome, and, yeah, I forget to tell you it the year 2055.

P.S. It's a shit hole.

Jane walked inside the stall next to Jack.

"Hey there, neighbor," Jack said from inside the bathroom.

Seriously stop narrating whatever I am saying it getting weird now, perv.

"Hey there, dick head," Jane said in a of beat manner.

"How you know I am a dick head?," jack asked.

"I don't," Jane said and Jack frowned.

That wasn't frowning it was sarcastic smiling. There a difference, READER.

Both Jack and Jane came out of the toilet. They both bumped, and Jack was about to fall.

...was not...

Jane grabbed him at the waist but then drop him, and he fell to the ground.

"Ouch that hurt"

I never said that! Stop misguiding the reader, you stupid narrator!

Jane was about to walk away, but then suddenly a giant robot animal (lame name) broke the roof and slammed the ground

Jack tried to run for his life.

I didn't have my gun. What you want me to do kill a giant one hundred foot robot with my bare hands. Well, good luck with that.

Jane took out a gun and started firing at the robot's arm.

Wait a minute. From where did she got a gun, just a minute ago she didn't had a gun, but now she has. Wow, writer, wow, just wow!!!

The robot retrieved his hand, as Jane extended her hand to Jack who was hiding there in the corner.

First you said I'm running, and now I am hiding. I hate you, writer, you asshole.

Jack grabbed her hand but he didn't want to...

True.

...and both run outside. Everyone was busy fighting the alien, every single human. Jack grabbed a gun from Jane and shoot at the robot, the small tiny ones. Let me explain more properly the narrator is doing a worst job. If I had the power I would have changed him and make myself the narrator. You welcome.

Basically, twenty-five year ago, some stupid jackass thought A.I would be great for humans, but clearly he didn't see terminator part one or two. He created the A.I, and it leaked online as usual, every freaking thing leaks into the Internet. The A.I spread like an ocean and it went rogue, I know it's cliché. A.I went on to create the robot, destroying the human civilization before we can even civilize on moon. Seriously, we were at a war. Well, at least my parents were. I was very small when it all happened. Now, you guys want to know my age, but I ain't telling you. It is not appropriate to ask a guy his age. Well, at least that what my dad said.