No one mess with Jack.
hey writer let work together and create a cool action scene , shall we
-absolutely let do it Jack-
Jack took out his laser sword.
don't ask me from where did I got it , seriously don't , OK I will say just one thing . Writer.
He slice open the first robot in half and jump and put his sword through the second robot and took out his both gun and shot at the 4 and 5 robot, when Jack turn try to dodge the sixth robot , a wooden stick hit his head, Jack look back it was Jane, Jack fell unconscious and the last thing he saw....
was Jane looking at my eyes.
The robot drag Jack through, shit hole, Jack was awake but didn't want to make the robot know about it.
while this robot drag me, let's get to know each other, shall we. How is the life? Good. Hey reader I am talking to, yes you, how is everything else? Good, great. I really don't care actually, let be honest, I know you guys want some action but what am I supposed to do, this robot is seriously slow as hell, more slower than my grandma, if I had any grandmother in the first place.
-everyone has a grandmother, jackass-
its Jack , I don't know about ass , I am going to fucking kill you , not you , the other you , I mean the narrator .
the robot knock on some old warehouse.
Cue the Miley Cyrus party in the USA.
Some other heavily armored guard took Jack and, drag the butt of me.
I got to tell you something, this party in the USA music is really the most popular music of the olden time, seriously the best. this is the only decades old music which the A.I didn't destroy. for some reason.
the stupid robot is taking forever, seriously, come on guys, OK, you know let me tell you a brief story, so we can get to know each other even better. You may want to know what happen to the whole celebrity thing well let me tell you, some join the resistance like tom Hank and Julie Roberts, her niece Emma Robert and I where on a mission a few years back and as you know from my previous adventure, I am too unresistable for the ladies, and i will tell you this, she was the greatest and most beautiful and sexy woman I have ever seen until Jane that is. Some celebrities were kill in the process but there was one notable example the First Lady, I think the president Kanye west wife , what was her name , oh yeah something Kim, oh Kim kardasian, now I remember. Kanye was president during the time I born. Well apparently Kim tried to join the A.I , by you guessed it , sedusing the A.I. She was killed by the A.i.
fun fact : before Kanye was the president it was Donald trump and no he didn't build a wall at the borders of Mexico , which was a good , during the crisis Mexican allowed the American, shelters.
The robot came in front of a giant, building, but it was the commander supreme, sitting in is throne, staring at Jack.
years ago I stole some chip from the back of his head , I think he is angry about that. I am 90% sure.
The commander of the robots said "Jack what pleasant surprise, do want some of my chips"
Jack said "are you angry about that , are you , come on it not my fault , it your henchman who let me in"
commander said "what do you humans say, oh yeah, prepare to die"
"actually we say peanut and butter"
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Science FictionOnce upon a time comes a hero who is not a hero but still is a hero, also a villain. Meet handsome Jack - not your ordinary character, 4 wall breaking, deadpool-ist character. A sci-fi story which is not very sci-fi. A comedy story which is not very...