Wings of Fire Truth or Dare

LALALA BE ANNOYING!!!!

Sapphire: We're back again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winter: *sarcastically* Hooray!

Moonbeam: So what are we doing this time?

Shadowseeker: Do we have another dare?

Shadowwalker: Of course we do!

Sapphire: So the truth or dare is from crowfang!

Moon: And it has tape again?! WHY?!

Carnelian: You know what I'm tired of tape!

(Carnelian burns envelope in a pool of acid and lava)

Turtle: Ok when did that get there?!

Carnelian: I put it there!

Umber: WHEN?!

Carnelian: When you were are sleeping...

Qibli: I'm suddenly worried about my safety.

Winter: You weren't before?

Silverstar and Mystical: Never trust the flamethrower.

Moon: So what's the dare?

Winter: Do we have to do it? I mean Carnelian already burned the stupid thing.

Moonbeam: I can just make a new envelope!

Shadowseeker: *sarcastic* Yay we have to stare here!

(Shadowwalker glares at Moonbeam)

Sapphire: Ok so Kinkajou truth or dare?

Kinkajou: *snores* Murder mangos... mangos equal Winter.

Winter: What?!

(Carnelian pushes Kinkajou off the bed)

Kinkajou: Hey I was dreaming of... you don't need to know.

Mystical: We already know she's going to pick-

Kinkajou: Dare!

Silverstar: Yep.

Shadowseeker: So Kinkajou crowfang dares you to tie Winter up on a pole and act annoying around him all day.

(Winter tries to sneak out)

Shadowwalker and Qibli: Oh no you don't!

(Turtle carries Winter to the pole)

Carnelian: This is gonna be so fun!

Silverstar: Winter can die from annoyingness but IMA NOT GONNA DIE TODAY!!!!!

Mystical: Me neither! 

Sapphire: Let's go watch in the other room with the conveniently soundproof window!

Winter: Just kill me-

Kinkajou: So Winter I have questions, if scavengers are smaller than dragons then how do they survive? If there's nothing slower than sloths than how don't they get killed? If light is the fastest thing in Pyrria how did the dark get there first? If I eat myself what will I taste like? If I eat you will my tongue get frozen? If I eat Carnelian will I be able to breath fire?

Winter: I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE JUST SHUT YOUR LITTLE MANGO MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kinkajou: Enough questions, DANCE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winter: NO PLEASE N-

(Kinkajou starts dancing weirdly)

Kinkajou: YA YA YA YA YA TRY TO BE ANNOYING LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA AL AL AL AL LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winter: Who's Al?

Kinkajou: THIS IS MY JAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winter: Wait but-

(Music turns off)

Winter: Wha?

Kinkajou: Now for the all powerful... PENCIL OF FLYING WALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winter: What's a penci-

Kinkajou: Shush child.

Winter: Wait hold on a min-

(Kinkajou puts a pencil on the ground)

(Kinkajou starts laughing and clapping while she's running in a circle with the pencil in the middle)

Kinkajou: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH PENCILSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winter: This stupid headache-

Kinkajou: SHUSH IN THE YETI'S PRESENCE!!!!!!!!!

(Winter starts crying invisible tears)

Sapphire: We should leave before Winter tries to eat the pencil...

(Winter and Kinkajou start chasing each other in circles inaudibly)