Us Vs The Evil Lord Of Crazy

Heather has a dirty mouth.

Sorry about the whole not-posting thing. I've been really busy. I was back at my parents house visiting them. They can be a bit... eccentric.

Anyways where were we... ah right, a crashing noise when Heather was about to spill.

Heather looked at me worriedly.

We walked over to the door and opened it. Nothing there.

We heard another bang coming from the room next to us and we went to investigate it.

"Xia, can you pick it with your magic?" Heather asked.

"I'll try?" I put my hand to the door and heard a click sound. We opened the door to see the two boys fell on top of each other in a heap of awkwardness.

"You have something you want to tell us?" Heather asked sternly.

"Um... you see, I can explain." Jimmy rubbed the back of his neck. "Well, we tripped over this big pig that flew inside the window and then puffed and dissapeared."

"Through the window that's closed? I know we can perform magic and stuff, but still. A. Pig. Can't. Fly. Got that?" Heather had the collar of his shirt balled into a fist, staring closely into his eyes.

"Y-yes ma'am..." He squeaked.

"You have five seconds to tell me the truth. Or else." She growled.

"Well you see we tripped over a boulder on the path of life-" She punched the top of his head.

"YOU WERE LISTENING WEREN'T YOU! THAT IS TALK BETWEEN GIRLS AND GIRLS ONLY!!!!!!" She took a deep breath. "Julius. I'm going to let you off the hook just this once because I can see this was Jimmy's doing. But I swear if I ever catch you listening in on the conversation, you will be hospitalized for weeks."

"Yes ma'am!" Julius was so scared he stood at a salute like an military soldier.

"C'mon Xia. I need you to pour some ice on me so I can cool off, then we can resume our girl time." She dropped an unconscious Jimmy and we left a freaked Julius and dragged me to the ice box.

After I poured ice on her head outside and her screaming bloody murder and every curse word ever made, she cooled off and we went back into our room.

"Jimmy... I swear he gets to me every time." She muttered.

"So where were we? Ah yes. The boy you like from fifth period." I teased.

"Ryan. You know the one with blonde hair. The really cute one."

"Oh yeah! That one. He is cute, and sweet." I twirled my finger in the air. "But I still think you and Jimmy would make the perfect couple. I might even get you guys together." I muttered the last part just loud enough for her to hear.

"Oh no you dont! Jimmy and I are getting you and Julius together-" She covered her mouth.

"I knew it! Ha!" I pumped my fist I'm the air.

"No! I've said too much!" She said.

"Ha! I, Xia Cordich, win!!"

"Back to the boys." She pulled out her holopad. I suppose she's had enough torturing for today.

"Alright, I'll budge." I said as we went back to looking at pictures of hot guys.

Soon we were too sleepy to keep our eyes open.

"Hey we managed till four rather than five!" Heather said looking at the time on her holopad. 04:22.

"Lets hit the sack and not wake up till 12." I said.

"Sounds about right." She yawned and we fell into our respective beds with an audible 'oomph'.

It only took a few minutes until I fell asleep.

Hey PEEPZ. I'm sorry for not posting but like I said I was at my parents and Heather and I stayed up most of the nights reading magazines and talking about her boy crazy nature, even though she does have a boyfriend. More on that later.

Also an announcement from Madeline Holmes. I in no way mean to offend anyone with this story, and I know I've gotten some hate from the people o know personally. Most of the characters resemble me, or my close friends and family. Also! I was completely unaware of all of the references in my story. THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION.

CYA PEEPZ. I will be posting as frequently as possible.