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MelANie oPeNEd the apP aND wAZ ConFUzZleD sO sHe WEnT tO GoOOooGlE tO sEarCH hOw to PlaY anD cAtCh Em' aLl. aFtEr ShE fOuNd oUt hOW tO pLaY MelAnIe gOT hEr SIppY cUP AnD gOT A bEeR anD pUT On 6 iNcH HeELs to go O A WaLK to cAtcH the LitTle fUcKErs lel.
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MelAniE cRiEd lIkE a cRybabY AnD WenT hoMe OnlY to Be BoaRf oUt oF hEr MinD agAiN. ThEn MeL diEd oF boArdOm thE enD...
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Ok soooo umm yea Ik this is stupid but it's supposed to b so yea um Bai.
