Hello, my name is Sprinkle Gumdrop Fairy Potato Krystal Kardashian Diamond. I live in a castle in e middle of New York City. My parents are super duper rich. My bedroom is the size of Africa. This is the story about how I'm popular and pretty and stuff. I went to school and I saw everyone and they all started flirting with me, even the girls. Everyone hates me! I thought to myself as I walked to my class. Then I blacked out from potato power.
