It was 4 am. I had forgotten to take my various pills for my various mental handicap conditions. Dawn lightness seeped through my window and tickled my feet.
I was delusional- no not from lack of sleep, but rather the neglect of my vital medicine. My mom kept making me take them like ew no I'm not eating that :/
I slowly became Gollum. I could feel my Lin Manuel tinted skin become lighter- like... Who has pale skin... Like Gollum's. I hissed and started touching myself.
I looked on my computer in which the wifi was drastically dropping, which made me want to strangle a member of the Burr family. GO ONLINE TO SEE THE COMMENTS it told me.
I hissed, nay, hollered: YOU GO ONLINE TO SEE THE COMMENTS
and that's the story of how I popped a vein ^^
