Best. Roleplay. Ever.
Silver: hi Hamilton
Me: Fite me
Silver: *takes off puffy tie thing* You're drunk again *walks away*
Me: Nope. High this time. I found pills and ate them.
Silver: You really need to stop eating things you find.
Me: Well, Eliza hasn't been home lately and I make her cook meals for me because I'm an incapable male and she's a female so she has to be the one who cooks and without her I can't take care of myself because I'm a male and I belong in the social sphere while she belongs at home, so I have no idea how to feed myself because that's her job, the slut.
Silver: ...
Me: So since I can't cook and I found these pills, I prepared them for the kids.
Silver: *goes on long and unsaid brb*
Me: I have a nipple fetish.
