Aphpow's P.O.V. (Cause she has POW! in her name?)
I looked over at my best friend from elementary school. Man I missed Laurence. Or his dorky nick name Laurman. He hated it. I was so sad when he left. But now, he is in a love triangle. He obviously likes Katelyn, but I think Kawaii-Chan likes him as well, because she called him senpai, and he does not know what that means. I might have to tell her how he likes Katelyn.
Anyway, I am stoked to play this game, because nobody in my family liked this and I didn't have a good place to play it with my friends because of reasons. Including the voice in my head that calls itself Pieguycool.
"Did you say something?" Pieguycool shouts. "Cause I'm making a turkey sandwich Aphpow."
"Don't call me that. Also shut it!" I say aloud, in front of KC, Katelyn, and Laurman.
"We're you talking to me, or the voice-" Laurence looked over at Katelyn and his eyes widened. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Katelyn knits her eyebrows, then shrugs.
"Let's start playing!" Katelyn shouts. She deals out the deck, and goes first, playing a 8 of clubs in front of Kawaii Chan. Kawaii-Chan rolls her eyes, then takes out a flamethrower from her backpack and melts a table along with three students. She accidentally burns a a fourth person, so she sits down, out because she melted too many people. "Ooooh, Kawaii-Chan always over does it," she pouts. Laurence pats her on the back, and I wink at my Laurman, but he has a blank face. He plays a 413.6789 of Hearts in front of me. He's making me eat a piece of garbage. Only one, because Hearts is 1, Diamonds is 2, Clubs is 3, etc.
"Do you think I'm gonna do that?" I say rhetorically. Before he can say anything, I throw away a good piece of candy then pick it up and eat it. Everyone laughs. "Don't cheat" says Garroth, passing by. "Don't be naughty." He then kissed me on the cheek and walked away. Laurman's eyes widen to an incredible size, I shrugged and looked through my hand. Nope, nope, nope, nope. Oh. My. Gosh. I found the perfect card. I played the spades of spades.
"Now kiss Laurence, Katelyn," I say with a smirk. She dosen't waste a second. She leans over and kisses Laurence while hugging him. Laurence's eyes widen even bigger. Suddenly Dante runs over interrupting the kiss.
"Three things," Dante huffs. "First, WHY DID YOU JUST KISS??!! Second, Travis fainted when he saw the kiss. Third, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Dante starts looking at KC until I snap my fingers at him. "Oh yah, um, Aaron is going to the hospital, he is barely alive!"

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