College cigarettes (Miniminter FF)

part 2: sidemen vs the girls

*next day*
I hear my alarm angrily beep at me then turn it off. I lay in bed for 5 minutes until I feel someone jump on me. When I open my eyes I see that it's max.
"Wow you're the first one here. I thought you would be having a hangover." I say while sitting up then yawning.
"Fuck off, when I got your text I smoked instead of drinking. You're bloody welcome whore."
I laugh then say thanks.
"What time is it?" I ask while getting out of bed and go to my closet.
"Like 7:20am" she says.
"Cool." I should get changed.
I get changed even though max is here because we do it all the time.
I hear someone tap on the window. And see Chloe and Elle somehow on the same ladder. I open the window and help them in.
"Hey guys." Me and max say then we all go downstairs.
"So are we gonna meet them finally?" Chloe asks.
"Ye, we've been friends for 6 years and we haven't even met them." Elle adds.
"Ye Ye I know, they're in the kitchen ok?" I say as we go down stairs.
I pull a cigarette out of my pocket and then Elle asks for one and so does max.
"Chloe you want one?" I say and turn around to her.
Chloe pulls out her marijuana and lighter. "Nah I'm good." She says and we all laugh going down the stairs. We see that the four are already at the door.
"So these are the people I live with, and these are my friends." I say awkwardly. They all say hi at the same time.
"Do you mind introducing us to your friends." Jj says and creepily smiles.
"Jj I know what you're thinking and no. Let's wait until we're at the pitch so everyone can meet." I say.
"Yo Rachel pass me your lighter." Ella says. I light my cigarette and pass it to Elle and then they pass it around besides Chloe because she has her own.
"Since when did you smoke?" Simon says looking at all of us but me in particular.
"Um.. Since this year." I lie because I cant tell him I've been smoking since I was 16. He would freak the fuck out.
"Wow, so I'm just gonna guess that you guys aren't exactly the most behaving teens." Josh says.
"Nope" we say and accidentally blow smoke in their face. We go to the pitch in different cars (ours has me, Chloe, Ella, max). When we get there we're a bit later than them because we stopped at kfc.
When we arrive they all look at us like we're ghost, But it feels cool.
"Sup." I say to them and we all stop walking.
They do nothing and keep staring.
"Ok I'm just gonna introduce you all. These are the sidemen." I say and they all wave.
"This is Simon." Simon waves and does a smile like he's a child.
"This is vik." Vik waves but then jj lifts him up and swings him around. We all laugh and then slowly stop.
"This is jj." Jj waves and winks at Ella.
"Jj I swear to god I will burn you with this cigarette." I say and hold out my cigarette. We all laugh again.
"This is Josh." I say and point to Josh. Josh waves.
"Illuminate." Harry says and fake coughs. All the sidemen laugh.
"This is Harry aka rent boy." I say and Harry just stares at me and shakes his head.
"This is Tobi." Tobi says and waves somewhat specifically at max.
"And last of all here's Ethan." Ethan winks at Chloe.
"Stop winking at my friends you pedophiles." I say and glare at jj, Ethan and tobi.
"Why are you looking at me! I didn't wink!" Tobi says.
"No but I saw what you did." I say and point at him.
"This is Chloe." Chloe waves at them
"Are you sure that's legal?" Jj asks.
"Ye why wouldn't it be?" I say really quick
"Ye haha it's not like illegal or something haha." Chloe says awkwardly.
"That's just a different brand of cigarettes!" Max says really quick.
"Plus it's non of your business." Ella says defensively.
They all look at us weirdly and say "ok..."
"This is max." I say.
"Ok sorry if I look like shit I had one cigarette last night and was somewhat drunk." She says.
"Sure..." We say.
"You mean you were completely stoned." I say correcting her.
"Ye." She says and laughs.
"Just for the record you don't look shit, you look great." Tobi says.
"You just couldn't shut your mouth could you." I say.
They all laugh.
"Thank you Toblerone" max says and goes back to smoking.
"This is Ella." I say and point to Ella.
Ella waves and puffs out smoke then winks at jj. Jj winks back.
"Ok I've just about had it with you." I say and start chasing jj around with a cigarette in my hand. Everyone starts dying laughing. Ji runs behind Ella and picks her up and starts running further away. I run even faster and jj turns back around and runs back to the group.
"You're really light." Jj says and tosses her like she's a fucking salad or some shit (Jesus why did I say that)
"Jee I wonder why." She says sarcastically and looks at us. me, Chloe, and max giggle.
"What? We don't get it." Jj says and all the guys look confused too.
"Nothing." We say still laughing.
"Well, shall we get to filming." I say looking at the guys.
"Sure." They all say walking away.
"Jj, put Ella down." I say looking at jj.
"Fine." Jj says and puts her down then gets his camera.