On the road .....Destiel/Sabriel AU highschool

Fluff & smut

OMF guys my parents got in a big fight over Donald dumb ass racist cunt trump
My stepdad wants trump and my mom was like HELL NA...
HIS WIFE IS TALKING AND ITS GIVING ME A HEADACHE
YA KNOW WHAT I FUCKING SAY

MISHA COLLINS FOR PRESIDENT 2016

Castiel POV

"You what", said Castiel getting up, with his fist clenched . "If this dirty slut touched my Dean unwantedly I swear t-"", thought CAS. "Your Dean?", said the small voice in his head. "Whatever just agh", thought Cas blushing at his own thoughts.

"It all happened so quickly... Meg and I really wanted you guys to break up. I dropped a pill in Dean's drink at the bar which knocked him unconscious. The pill made everything numb except ... His *lisa coughed awkwardly* penis. I tied him up and fucked him . It's all my fault you guys are broken up... I'm so sorry", Lisa said with actual tears streaming down her face. Maybe she was sorry.

"No don't give the bitch your pity", I thought .

Cas looks over at Dean and his face was written with utter shock and disgust. He gets up and grabs Lisa's face and pushed her on the wall.

"YOU RUINED THE BEST GODDAMN THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME IN MY LIFE. I WOULD NEVER LOVE YOU OR EVEN LIKE A SKANKY HOE LIKE YOU. DIRTY SLUT FUCKING CRAZY. YOU ARE DISGUSTING LISA ", he screamed in her face , clenching her face with his vicious claws.

Castiel hasn't seem Dean this angry before. Did he just call Castiel the best thing that has ever happened to his life ? Awwww. "Not the time Cassie ", thought Cas.

Castiel had to grab Dean away from Lisa before he did something he'd regret .

"Come on De ,she's not worth it", Cas said.

Knock !

Knock!

"This is the police open up ", said a familiar voice. Officer Watson?

"Oh John , that's not how you do it", said another strangers voice . A man kicks down the door , officer Watson and another man was standing there. Bad... Ass.

The other man already had Meg hang cuffed .

"Lisa Braedon ?", said officer Watson .

Lisa gets up slowly and puts her hands up in surrender .

"You are under arrest ... For the confession of sexual harassment/ rape of Dean Winchester and the possession of drugs", said the man . "You have the right to remain silent , everything you do or say can go against you in a court of law.

"Sherlock I don't think she was the one who had the drugs. I think that was Ms. Masters over here", said officer Watson." And we shouldn't break the door like psychopaths".

AHHH so this was Sherlock .

"Oh boo ", said Sherlock . "And I'm not a psychopath, I'm a raging highly functional sociopath ".

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(Two weeks later)
Sam POV

Wow life felt... Great! Sam was actually pretty happy , he didn't realize how much he actually missed the trickster while they weren't talking.