Pernico One-Shots

Jokes.

"Hey Nico." Percy ran up next to me.
"What Percy?" I answered.
"I really need a Son of Hades by my side." He said, slowing his pace.
"Huh?"
"Or on top of me, whichever you want." He winked, catching up to my pace.
"Oh gods Percy just stop now."
"NICO.." Percy whispered.
"What now Pierce?"
"Did you sit in some sugar this morning?"
"Uh, no. Why?"
"Cause you're booty be lookin' sweet." He looked at my butt biting his lower lip of course.
"Okay, Okay, I walked into that one, but seriously, stop with the cheesy lines." I kept walking.
"Alright alright but can I tell you something Leo told me earlier?"
"I really don't care about it." I sighed.
"Fine then." Percy stayed quiet, "I love you."
"LEO SAID THAT?! BOI IMMA GET ALL UP IN HIS GRILL. HE BETTA NOT BE TRYNA TAKE MAH BOY." I yelled.
Percy laughed so hard. "No I mean I love you."
"I hate you." I blushed.