Pernico One-Shots

It's in there...

Nico came running in my cabin today. He had looked like he had just witnessed a murder. There was a broom in his hand.
Worried, I said, "Nico?! What's wrong?!"
"I need your help! C'mon!" Nico pulled me out after I put on a shirt.
He led me over to his cabin.
"Nico, please tell me what's going on." I asked again.
"It's in there.." Nico pointed at his door.
"What is?"
"Go look for yourself." Nico ordered, giving me the broom.
"Okay. Fine." I took the broom and put it on the side of the cabin.

I opened the door slowly. Tension was rising, I could feel it.

When I looked into the cabin, nothing was there.

"Ha. Ha. Nico what have I told you about joking seriously?"
"I'm being serious!" Nico insisted. "Then what is it?!"

Nico then suddenly hid behind me and looked down at his cabin's floor.

He was looking at a..................... Tiny mouse. :0 (Ooohhh NOOO)

I chuckled, and picked it up.

"What? You're scared of mice?" I asked Nico, smiling.
"Yes! They are so cute, yet scary. I despise things like that. Plus they have little red beady eyes." Nico's face turned a dark shade of pink.
"Nico, you know that our relationship is like that right? Cute, yet scary. But you don't despise us.. So why the mouse?" I asked, petting the mouse's little furry head.
"Oh.. I guess I never looked at it like that....." Nico pet the mouse softly.
"Now get that thing the fuck out of my cabin, love you." Nico grabbed the broom, and slammed his door in my face.