A Rainbow in the Assassination Classroom (Assclass fanfic) ON HOLD!!

Chapter 2 part 2

Miko pov

So basically right now big boob bitch-sensei and no eyebrow lover, oh sorry got that wrong, Bitch-sensei and Lovro are fighting it out to see who the hell can hit Karasama-sensei.

But from my view they look like they're having fun, I mean just look at em, running along the beach, throwing knifes at each other, so peaceful.

I kinda wanna join in, maybe I should? Wait no I can't, that'd break the story, right?

Should I ask or.......

While I was pondering whether or not I should destroy the plot, I could hear everyone gathering towards the window.

Shiz, this is that part were Bitch-sensei hits him, god dammit!

But maybe if I just join in quickly.........

"Miko, Bitch-sensei's trying to hit Karasama-sensei again" My lovely friend Kayano called out, god dammit and I was just about to leave to join in!

I walked over next to her to watch it all go down, Bitch-sensei being all flirty, Karasama-sensei being all poker face or is that just his normal face? Yeah it's just his normal face.

I, unlike the other, know what's gonna happen, also I'm surprised they can't actually see the string, maybe it's just cause I know it's there.

She runs round the tree leaving her jacket on the ground.

Pulling him down and quickly pinning him down at the same time.

Obviously being caught off guard his reaction is 0.1% slower so when he caught the knife it was close to his chest.

Aww, this is cute.

Y'know, how well they get along, and next Karasama-sensei will let her win.

That's it, and now everything's happy again......whoopie, yay, congrats.

I got to do nothing!

I thought know that I was in the book I could do something new and exciting, like not that killing you teacher isn't exciting but, I feel like if I interfere with anything that I'll break the story.

{Don't worry you won't break the story, well you might but why don't you just fix it afterwards~?}

Wow!!! Who the hell just entered my thoughts?!!!

{Relax, we've talked before remember, I'm the person killing her self every night to write this because for some reason I always sleep through the day time!}

Oh yeah, sup author-chan?

{Nothing much I just wanted to tell you that if you do mess up the the story I'll A) Have a lot of paper work and B) You can just fix it remember!}

Oh right sorry, sorry, how could I forget.

{I'm gonna go now before the whole forth wall thing breaks again! BYE BYES!!!}

See ya!

Now where was I-...........

Everyone's gone!!!

I whipped my head towards Ritsu and she turned on noticing me.

"Ahh Miko, you're finally out of that weird state?" She asked.

"State.....wait what happened to me after the fight outside?!"

"Well you just froze, we tried to snap you out of it but you just stood still like a statue!" She replied in a slight panic.

"Oh I see, where is everyone now?" Maybe it's break or something.

"They all went home, it's the end of the day"

"....................."

"I've already laded out the bed for you since I knew it'd be awhile"

GOD MOTHER FUDGIN LOAD OF ALL THAT IS EVIL AND SATANIC!!!!!

{Yeah you'll freeze when we talk, also the longer we talk the faster time goes by, need to tell you one last little thing, in this world you are basically a goddess, you can summon thing too, but only small things like cameras for funny moments or popcorn for fight seances, gook luck, oh and if you reply to me that also counts as part of our talk, be careful when you ask apon my presence}

*sigh* I have no choice but to just sleep then!!!

"Miko?!" Ritsu called out, the sun was now in a different position then before.

"Oh sorry, still not use to the whole blanking out thing, and when did I change?" I looked down at my nightwear.

"I changed you since you blanked again, also your presence is quite scary when that happens"

I slip under the covers, screw how the sun is still out, I'm a sleepin early tonight.        

{One last thing, when we talk while the sun is up, time will speed up, but while the moon is up, time will slow down, but I need sleep too so no talking till tomorrow~}

Night weird author-chan who's taking over my life.

"Good night Ritsu~" The moon was already showing when I looked around.

"Good night, Miko" She replied.

And that was that........ZZZZZZZZZZ