Dear Dan,
You told me who you likes today. It wasn't me. I'm not surprised. Your straight as a pole. I wish I could say the same for me.
You like our friend Cat. I don't like her. She ignores me when I try and talk and doesn't listen to my ideas.
You said she had the biggest badonkadonks. I'm sorry I wasn't born a girl to give you that.
You told me you liked Cat at my house. I didn't know what to say. I feel so jealous. Cat is so lucky she has a cute guy like you crushing on her. The cutest in the school.
The rest of today was fine. We talked to Chris and PJ at lunch. They are so in love but they won't tell each other. We made fun of them todya by teasing them that they like each other. They said no but everyone knows that it's true.
I
love you Danny Boy,
Phil
