England X Tree! reader

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[England is online]

[You are online... as a tree]

England: Oh, (y/n) how much I love you!

Tree reader: I am sorry iggy, but we can't be together

England: Why? I love you with all my heart

Tree reader: Iggy...

England: Please, (y/n) we can run away together and never come back

Tree reader: Iggy, I love you too, but...

England: But? But what? Our love will be able to conquer everything. No one, no one will be able to stand between our love.

Tree reader: Iggy... please...

England: What do you want from me? I will give you everything I have

Tree reader: That's very sweet of you, but...

England: Please, do not speak, just run away with me.

Tree reader: I would love to...

England: Yes, I will buy the plane tickets now, wait

Tree reader: Iggy, wait, let me talk

England: What is it that you want my love? Some food?

Tree reader: no... I am trying to tell you... I love you, but...

England: Yes I know you love me

Tree reader: IGGY SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND... I love you... BUT INCASE YOU CAN'T TELL I AM A GODDAM TREE AND I DON'T HAVE FUCKING LEGS

England: I love you no matter what, even though you have no legs and we can't fuck...

Tree reader: I AM A FUCKING TREE WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, HECK NO, WHAT WRONG WITH THE WRITER!!!!

Tree reader: *Magically grow legs* BYE BITCHES...

England: Wait for me love!!!

{England and tree reader is kicked out of the chatroom, because it's too fucking weird}

[America is online]

[Chocolate is online}

America: What's wrong with you... And what's with your obsession of making Iggy falling in love with weird objects or imaginary stuff?

Chocolate: It was really late when I wrote this...

America: That kinda explains it...

Chocolate: gtg gotta sleep

[America is offline]

[Chocolate is offline]

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