[Allies is online]
America: Hey dudes, I have a news for all off you!
Canada: WELL YOU FUCKING IDIOT I HOPE IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT, IF NOT YOU BETTER SLEEP WITH YOUR STUPID EYES OPEN.
Russia: America, what have you done to poor Canada, da?
America: Well he start acting like this after I told him Justin Bieber is from Canada.
England: YOU WHAT!? I told you not to tell him for over a hundred times!
America: Oops, I guess I forgot.
France: Why will you do that to my little Canada.
Canada: I AM NOT LITTLE YOU FUCKING WINE BASTARD.
China: Who is Canada.
Canada: I AM CANADA, THE SECOND LARGEST COUNTRY. YOU BETTER REMEMBER, IF NOT I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF SO YOU CANNOT MAKE LITTLE CHINA WHEN YOU HAVE A WIFE.
China: Y-yes.
England: I suddenly think Russia is very kind...
Canada: YOU REALIZE NOW YOU FUCKING BRAINLESS IDIOT. AMERICA AREN'T YOU SUPPOSE TO TELL US A NEW, STOP WASTING MY TIME AND TELL ME THE NEWS NOWWWW.
America: Oh yes, Do you know wattpad is made in Canada! (:
France: ...
England: ...
Russia: ...
China: ...
Canada: R-really?
America: Yes it's true, are you turning back to the quiet and invisible Canada now?
Canada: .......................................................................................................................................................................................... ..........................................................................................................................................................................................FUCK NO!!! I AM NOT TURNING BACK INTO THE OLD CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Canada is offline by crashing his phone]
England: We know this for a long time already...
America: Ohhhh...
[Everyone is offline]
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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