The Loud Tales and Haven Tales: Rejected Scenes

The Tickle Scheme

  (Scene, The Loud House, 9:02am)

BJ: Where'd all my socks go?

(Lynn is hiding under BJ's lawnchair bed just waiting to tickle him)

Lynn: That's right BJ. Go right to your bed.

(As he goes to his bed, his feet get closer and closer to Lynn's feather)

BJ: Hahahaha. What's happening?

Lynn: It's only me. I was testing a tickle sneak attack method.

BJ: Wait, what? I gotta get out of here.

Lynn: Come back BJ. I'm not done with you yet.

(As Lynn chases after him, BJ hides in Luna and Luan's room)

Luan: Hey BJ. Your feet are toe-tally exposed Haha. Get it?

BJ: Yes Luan. I got it but do not. I repeat do not try to tickle me.

Luan: Why? Are you hiding from Lynn?

BJ: Yes. She still may be hunting for me.

(Luan checks as Luna enters the room)

Luna (in a British accent): Hey, love. Where are your socks?

BJ: I have no idea. All I know is that Lynn is after me.

Luna: Let me guess, she wants to tickle your feet.

BJ: That's exactly right.

(Lynn walks into the room)

Lynn: Here's Lynn!

BJ: What do I do?!?!?!

Luna: Don't worry dude, hide in the vent

(BJ takes his girlfriend's advice and goes into the vent)

BJ: I should be safe here.

(He falls down one of the air vents and lands in Lynn and Lucy's room)

Lynn: Oh, there you are BJ.

BJ: Why do you want to tickle me?

Lynn: I don't know. I'm just incredibly bored.

BJ: Well if you're bored, I know what I could do for you.

Lynn: What would that be?

(BJ gets anl idea)

BJ: I could tickle you.

Lynn: Gee, I don't know about that BJ.

BJ: Trust me on this. I'll start with your feet and then your sides, armpits and to wrap it up, I'll tickle your stomach as well.

Lynn: Ok. Here's a feather.

(BJ takes Lynn's shoes and socks off to expose her feet)

BJ: Here we go.

(He starts to slowly tickle Lynn's feet with the feather as she tries not to laugh)

Lynn: Hahahahahahahahhhahahaahhahahaha. That really tickles.

BJ: Well that means I'm doing a good job.

(After a few minutes, he tickles Lynn's armpits)

BJ: Now it's time for me to tickle your armpits.

Lynn: I thought you were going to tickle my sides next.

BJ: I was but then I thought maybe it would be better to tickle your armpits next.

Lynn: Ok. Whatever works.

(The feather gets closer and closer to Lynn's armpits)

Lynn: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. This tickles even more than my feet.

BJ: Well that's good.

(After a few minutes of tickling, BJ let Lynn take a break)

Lynn: I have to say, you have some pretty good tickling skills.

BJ: Thanks.

Lynn: So what's next?

BJ: Well, now comes the part that's going to tickle more than your feet and armpits combined.

Lynn: You're referring to my sides and stomach aren't you.

BJ: Yes.

(After a few more seconds, BJ slowly lifts up Lynn's shirt revealing her stomach and belly button)

BJ: Ready?

Lynn: I guess so. But I do have one question.

BJ: Ask away.

Lynn: Is exposing my stomach really necessary?

BJ: It is for my strategy on tickling.

(BJ brings the feather closer and closer to Lynn's sides)

Lynn: HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You weren't kidding when you said this would tickle more than my feet and armpits combined.
BJ: Oh I'm just getting started.

(After a few minutes, BJ starts tickling Lynn's stomach)

Lynn: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my gosh. This tickles even more.

BJ: Yeah but there's only one more thing to tickle and that will be it for the session. Unless you want to tell me where you hid all of my socks.

(After a while, BJ stops tickling Lynn's stomach)

BJ: Now are you going to tell me where my socks are or am I going to have to tickle you some more?

Lynn: Forget it. I'll never talk.

BJ: Very well. I guess the only way to get you to talk is to tickle your belly button.

Lynn: No. Please. Not the belly button. I'm REALLY ticklish there.

BJ: Too late.

(The feather eventually lands just a few inches toward Lynn's belly button but BJ picks it back up and starts drawing circles around it making Lynn laugh even more)

Lynn: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ok. I'll talk. Just get the feather out of my belly button.

BJ: I knew it wouldn't take you too long to tell me where you hid my socks.

(He takes the feather out of Lynn's belly button)

Lynn: I hid your socks in the dryer.

BJ: Ok. Thanks for telling me.

(He goes down to the basement to get a pair of socks on and then he goes upstairs to cuddle with Luna)

Luna: So you finally found your socks, huh.

BJ: Yeah. I had to tickle Lynn to get the information but it was worth it.

Luna: That's great, love