I don't even know

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If I can bullshit my way through an entire essay I can bullshit my way through a single chapter. I'm the king at bullshitting essays. I could probably do it as a profession. If that existed. Oh well. I'll just work at McDonald's for the rest of my miserable life.

I can't wait until I am able to move out of my parent's house. But then again... what if I have to open something and I can't...or I just don't know how to do something...I guess I could Google it. I mean...Its not like my cat will be able to help me.

Speaking of cats, I will be that lonely crazy old cat lady that everyone thinks murdered her own husband or wife.

You dont understand my love for animals and house plants...

You dont understand.

I want
A snake
Multiple cats
Maybe a dog
A rabbit
A lizard
A ferret
A giant tank full of aquatic creatures
AND
A truckload of house plants

Of course that'll be too much to fit into a small apartment [which ill have cuz houses are expensive :')] and to take care of so I'll narrow it down.

A couple cats
A snake
Still a truckload of houseplants

I won't have a tv either...just a radio. The wall originally used for the tv will be full of bookshelves housing my MASSIVE book collection (cuz I'll have that :/...obviously).

♡♡books4ever♡♡

that was so cringey oml

After caring for my animals and spending money on stuff like rent and bills and food and stuff...Im not gonna have a car. I'll just scrap up the remains of my money and use public transport...or walk...or something...or I'll just get a sugar daddy...

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