Homestuck one shots (fluff and lemons)

Erisol Fluff

Btw I'm not doing their typing quirks
Eridan pov:
It was about 11 PM on Friday night, and I was trying to fall asleep when my phone rang. I looked to see who it was and when I read the name, "Bee fucker", my heart fluttered; Sollux and I have a complicated relationship, I hate that guy, but we're kind of friends I guess. And I may or may not have a little crush on him, ok maybe more than just a little crush. I picked up my phone and answered.

"Sol, it's 11 at night what could you possibly want?"

"Haha! *hic*, hey hunk muffin!", he slurred and i blushed.

"The fuck did you just call me? And are you drunk?"

"Noooo. *hic* I'm not drunk! And I called you hunk muffin because you're a hunk but then you're also *hic* adorable.", he slurred and wow that really did not help with the blush on my face.

"Ugh, Sollux where are you now?"

"I'm at feferi's party! You should *hic* come!", he exclaimed and I sighed, I'd probably have to go anyway just to keep him in line.

"I'll be there in ten minutes. Bye."

"Ok, I love you, eri! *hic*."

"Sollux! What did you just say!", I yelled but he had hung up. He's drunk out of his mind. He doesn't mean it, no one could love you back. You sigh and grab your keys and drive over to Feferi's house.

Time skip cuz I'm lazy

I turn the corner and arrive at feferi's street and I can already hear the music. Feferi had invited me to the party but I don't really like parties so I didn't go, but I guess now I have too. I opened the door and instantly the smell of beer and drugs hits me. I crinkle my nose in disgust and push through the crowd to try and find Sollux. I entered the living room and well I found Sollux. Sollux was dancing on top of the coffee table While people were cheering him on and then he turned around and saw me and practically jumped on top of me and we both fell to the ground.

"ERIDAN YOU CAME!! Yay!!", he shouted and I blushed heavily because of the position we were in.

Nepeta pov

Omg! I need to update my shipping wall!!!!!! I need to do something tonight to get them together they're so cute!!!

Eridan pov:

I shoved Sollux off of me.

"Yeah I came hooray!", I said with sarcasm dripping from each word.

"Oh AmporASS don't be like that! *hic* speaking of asses have I ever told you how nice yours is?!", he slurred.

"Oh. My. Cod. Sol how much did you drink?", I asked whilst blushing furiously.

"Ha! You're blushing!", he exclaimed, I covered my face in embarrassment.

"Dear god. Come on Sollux we need to get you a glass of water or something.", I said and dragged him to the kitchen.

"Hey guys, you wanna play 7 minutes in heaven with us!?", nepeta squealed as soon as we walked in.

"Omg! Yessss *hic*.", Sollux said and grabbed my hand and forced me to sit in the circle by him.

"Ok, so now it is your turn Eridan, so spin the bottle and who ever it lands on, you have to spend 7 minutes with alone!", Nepeta squeaked excitedly. I groaned and spun the bottle. And it landed on Sollux.

"Yes!", Nepeta squealed in victory and we all looked at her confused.

"C'mon you two!", she said practically bouncing up and down and led us upstairs and locked us in a spare bedroom.

"Soooo.", I said awkwardly.

"Oh come on Eridan we both know you want me. Aren't I just CAPTORvating?", he said in a seductive tone.

"Why would I think you of all people are captivating?"

"You wanna know why?", he said with a smirk.

"Yes, that's why I just asked.", I said already getting annoyed.

"Do you reaaaally wanna know?" He drawled out.

"God dammit sol!"

"Ok, ok *hic*, chill I'll tell you.........."

"Oh my god will you just answer already!!!"

"Cause I'm too hot!", he sang out and pointed at me while grinning expectantly.

"Hot damn.", I deadpanned.

"CALL THE POLICE And THE FIREMAN!!", he then proceeded to sing the Bruno Mars song, and he was horrible at singing may I add.

"Oh my fuckin cod sol! Please. Stop. Singing."

"I'll only stop if you truthfully answer a question I have for you.", I nodded and he continued," do you like me in a more than friends way?"

"Sollux, I think we both know the answer to that question, so the real question is, do you like me back?", I sighed and closed my eyes while expecting the worse until I felt a pair of lips smash against mine. I opened my eyes in shock and then pushed him away.

"Look Sollux, you're drunk off your ass and all you've been saying tonight probably isn't true, so I'm not going to do anything with you.", I sighed and he pouted.

"Ok, Eridan I'll respect your choice, but I want you to know that I actually do love you.", he said and rested his head against my shoulder. And I played with his hair until Nep came and unlocked the door.

"Sollux, wake up.", I said and gently nudged him but he was passed out so I picked him up bridal style and took him to my car. Carrying him was surprisingly easy, well he was almost a foot shorter than you. (An: Yes my head canon Eridan is really tall). I put him in the passenger seat and drove home. When I got home I put him in my bed and was about to go sleep on the couch when he grabbed my wrist.

"No.... Stay.", he mumbled. I sighed and laid down next to him and he pulled me closer and cuddled with me.

" oh god, sol I love you so much.", I whispered fondly.

" I love you too ED.", he whispered sleepily.

AN BELOW PLEASE READ

Ok thank you to anyone who read this, and ummm please vote to let me know you if you liked it. And if you guys want I can make a part two, so just comment if you want a part two, or if you don't comment another ship you would like to see in this story. Ok thanks, peace out ✌🏻