"lol wut" calum questioned
"It says I'm pregnant Cal, remember when u came in my booty" I reminded him
"MICHELLE U DUMBFUCK u CANT GET PREGNANT" cal screamed
"bu.. but.. but it says i am"
"that's a thermometer u dickhole, jesus go back to highschool" cal pal said
i didnt understand y calpal wanted me to go back to school, drugs r bad and getting high is bad. bad boys get punished no thx.
Calpal rushed out of the bathroom and onto the balcony
"U know we would have beautiful malum babiez"
"yee" I cheered
cal pal took a cigarette out of his ass and smoked it
2 be continued
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My Asshole Never Dies
FanfictionMalum smut from Michaelz pov. Also I recommend this to ur mum and preschoolers cuz Barney is daddy mmm
