One day Sansa was getting lettuce at the supermarket for her salad diet. She bought the lettuce and went home. Her day went on as normal, until she was asleep. She heard a sppooooooo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ky sound coming from the hallway. Turns out it was just her bro jon snow. He was awake and getting a glass of h2o.... How embarrassing!!!!!! Sansa went back to her bedroom and kept sleeping.
Jon snow was curious as to why Sansa was awake and saw him getting a glass of h2o. He walked to her door and knocked on it.
Sansa's eyes shot open like that squidward meme. She walked to the door and opened slooooowly. "Hola?" she asked. "Oh it's just jon snow hola brother"
"Hola sansa." Jon said, gripping his fucking glass of h2o like it was the last water on earth. "How are you this fine 2AM?"
"I lay awake when i should be sleeping" she sighed, "i just wish that i could go back to a regular diet :("
"Oh, you mean that salad diet you've been on? Yeah, Dad (Ned) says it's stupid and wishes you would stop." Jon honestly said.
"I just want to impress my crush :( i want him to know i can commit to something :(" sansa said with an emoticon face :(.
"Your crush?" JON ASKED CAREFULLY BUT FULL OF CALM RAGE.
"Yep " sansa said with no punctuation "y?"
"Who tf is your crush >:(?" Jon asked.
"Ramsay bolton.....:|" Sansa admitted, "anyway how is ur h20 hehe" she tried to change the subject.
">:((((((((((((((((((((" Jon frowned, "WHAT?! RAMSAY MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS FLAYING DICK MOTHER FUCKER?!?!!!?!??!?!???!!!? HIM?!?!!?!?!?!??!!??!??!?!" He was like, really angry.
Arya walked out of her room "what r ya yellin about" she asked sleepily.
"NOT NOW ARYA" Sansa yelled, "Yes I like him. He's nice to me :) I don't care if he's kinky"
"Wut" arya said
"KINKY!!!!?!?!?!?!??! HE LITERALLY KILLED HIS LAST GIRLFRIEND!?"
"Because he likes me :)" Sansa said.
"Who tf like u" Arya asked confused. She smol.
"I'M HERE TO JOIN THE CONVO!" BRAN SCREAMED. "What are we talkin bout?"
JON literally wanted to die, "ARYA, BRAN, LEAVE YOURSELVES OUT OF THIS, I'M TRYING TO BE ANGRY AT SANSA!"
Then, their father, who is no longer dead, came into the room, "What is happening?! Is my family OK?! Is anyone hurt?!"
"No, dad, everyone is OK." Jon assured, "EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT SANSA LIKES RAMSAY BOLTON!"
"Nooooo don't spill the beans" Sansa pleaded. It was too late
"WHAT!?" Ned nearly spit up his coffee that he suddenly had, "SANSA IS THIS TRUE!?"
"Yes father :( i'm sorry. I just really like him. So what flavor of coffee is that ? :)" Sansa keeps trying to change the subject.
Robb appeared out of nowhere "I want to be included"
"DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT SANSA! THIS IS IMPORTANT!" Ned shouted.
"I'm sorry. Am I not allowed to be with him orr?? Cuz that's the vibe i'm getting here." Sansa was like.
"NO! I FORBID YOU! You know he will only hurt you, and I refuse for a Stark to ever be with a Bolton, ew."
":( noooooo" Sansa was crying now.
"It's ok" Jon said, trying to console his sister.
"It's ok" Robb said, trying to console his sister.
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Into You //❤// Ramsay x Sansa
Humor((THIS IS A CRACK FIC, MAINLY BECAUSE THE WRITING IS TERRIBLE! BUT I PROMISE IT GETS BETTER AS IT GOES ON, WE TRY HARDER IN LATER CHAPTERS!)) This is the tale of Sansa Stark, set in modern times. Through this story, we explore Sansa's life through t...