This Is Stupid

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Ugh.
Karkat knocked on John's door, yawning. It was three in the fucking morning, why had John called him and asked him to come over??? A better question was, why did he do it??

The door swung open before Karkat, causing him to flinch and back away. Before him stood an absolutely ecstatic John in Ghostbusters pyjamas.

"KARKAT YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT BELIEVE THIS THERE IS A NEW GHOSTBUSTERS MOVIE AND WE NEED TO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW!!!" John grabbed Karkat by the wrist, pulling him in and slamming the door behind them. Before John could drag him any further, Karkat dug his heels into the floor.

". . ."
"you're telling me that I came all the way over here to watch a shitty sequel to your shitty favourite movie?! Are you fucking kidding me Egbert?!? yOU ABSOLUTE BRAINLESS DICKGOBBLER-"

John brought a finger to Karkat's lips. "Shoosh, you."

"NO. I WILL NOT BE FUCKING SHOOSHED BY SUCH A VILE SHAMEFUCKING SHITCLOWN, WHO MADE ME STOP MY WORK JUST FOR A GODDAMN MOVIE, I CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW MUCH OF A FUCKSQUATTING HOLY GROINHUMPER YOU ARE"

John sighed, letting him continue to rant as he grabbed  both of his hands and pulled him into the bedroom.

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