Rants Of Two Teenage Nerd ((Humans))

4~ The Ever So Classy, Spill The Drink and Fall in Love

Heyo guys! You know that awkward moment when you spill your expensive coffee on someone, then not care because you're in love with them? No? That's okay, it never happens anyway.

It's always in a book, somewhere. It always seems to be Starbucks. It's Panera Bread (although, I'd choose Starbucks over Panera Bread any day too) or Cup of the Day. I feel bad for the less known chain of coffee shops. They must be lonely. It's so lonely...

Sorry, back to the topic. Does the main character not care that they just wasted a lot of money? I would be pretty upset if I spilt my drink all over someone. Wouldn't you?

Here is your long awaited example.

On my long daily walk across the beach(Cuz there's beaches in the middle of Colorado all of a sudden), I decided to take a new route home. As I turned the corner (Whatever that means), I saw a Starbucks(Oh no! Not that horrible place again).

Being the rich , stuck up brat I am, I waltz in like a beauty queen (Because dancing into stores is the new style now. Go try it!!!). I quickly order my ten billion dollar coffee and casually sit down without paying because they didn't ask for the money. My name soon gets called and I pick up the scorching hot drink and turn around. With my amazing luck, I spill it all over a very handsome man (or so I think, I've only seen the coffee stain on his shirt).

"OMG I LIKE TOTES JUST SPILT MY TEN BILLION DOLLAR DRINK ALL OVER YOUR SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Geez gurl, calm down! That's like, a lot of exclamation points) I LIKE TOTES NEED TO TWEET THIS!!!!!!!!!! (Twitter is too mainstream, I say you go for a status update on Facebook)" I screamed in the handsome mans face (I'm pretty sure that's a major turn off for a lot of people, gurl).

"OMGEEEE! I NEED TO TWEET THIS TOO! THEN WE CAN GET MARRIED AND RUN OF INTO THE DISTANCE WITH MY PET UNICORN NAMED LEWIS!" (No offense, gurlie gurl, but I'm pretty sure that's a sign of some sort) He screamed in my face.

"OKAY!" I screamed back.

Then we both got married and ran off into the distance.

~Five Months Later~

"OMG, STILL UNNAMED CHARACTER! WHY ARE YOU KISSING RANDOM CHARACTER THAT IS JUST HERE FOR THE LOLZ?" I screamed at him.

"BECAUSE I DON'T LOVE YOU!" He screamed back, bringing tears to my eyes.

"BUT I FORGIVE YOU!" I screamed again.

"I LOVE YOU AGAIN NOW!" He yelled skipping off into the distance with me and Lewis.

The End.... Or is it?

Yeah, it is.

That was a true story, like, never... I hope you all have good days. Good bye friends....

~Rose

A.K.A iluvcuppymoar