Male reader inserts (some yaoi ships of mine too (づ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)づ)

Satoshi Isshiki x Tsundere male reader

You're as old as isshiki in this :3
M/n glared at Satoshi as he once again was only wearing an apron. "Do you have no shame!" He yelled before throwing  a blanket that came out of nowhere at the male.
It had been a quiet night at the polar star dormitory before the newest member of the dorm started lecturing the elite member because of his lack of clothes.
M/n had recently transferred from (C/n) and ever since he had come this would happen almost every night, some nights he would talk so long that he would pass out from lack of energy and it honest was hell for the other residents considering that Satoshi didnt even mind as he thought the other was cute so instead of stopping him he just kept letting him ramble. It had become so much of a problem that Fumio took things into her own hands and decide to end it once and for all. "I dont care what you do, get him to stop" Fearing the worst Satoshi came up with a plan for the next time it would happen, which just happened to be that night.
m/n walked into the garden to get some tomatoes to make for his special dish, crouching down to grab a couple he noticed isshiki watering, once again, only in his apron, this made m/n go mad and with a red face of both embarrassment and anger he stomped up to isshiki squeezing the tomato he was holding so much that it was about to explode (poor tomato rip i shall pray ;-;) "ISSHHIIII-" m/n started but was unable to continue as to other turned around in amazing speed and trapped him in a passionate kiss. M/n stared with wide eyes at smug grin of the other unable to speak for a moment until realization hit him and his face somehow got even warmer. Snapping out of his daze he spoke again "W-What the h-hell was that?!!" The reply he received made him even more mad then satoshi's third form "awe~ you're stuttering" m/n began shouting curse words as he cased down the laughing cook with a glare.
"You know you love me~"
"S-SHUT UP"
Fumio looked out of her window shaking her head at the scene. M/n blushing as red as a tomato as his actual forgotten tomato lay on the floor by the cabbages chasing down a laughing Satoshi who was smirking at his work.
"These two" she sighed feeling bad for all the sleepless nights that the other poor cooks will have to go through until either m/n acknowledges his love to isshiki and accepts his naked self or isshiki stops taking off his clothes every 0.1 second. Both were almost impossible but they would just have to wait and see which was quicker.