Me: So apparently Denmark wants to start an ask Denmark thing, I'm letting him use my account since it's best to monitor what he says and does
Denmark: HEY HEY, DENMAK HERE!!! TOTAL AWESOMENESS ESPECIALLY BEING MARRIED TO THE AWESOME PRUSSIA!!!!! ANYWAY DARE ME ASK ME QUESTIONS, ANYTHING.
Me: He'll do lemons, ask any question, but we will not answer any questions, like whats you address, or whats your phone number. Nothing like that.
Denmark: I WOULD GO TO YOUR HOUSE IF YOU ASKED, BUT SADLY IF I LEAVE 'LL BE EATEN BY A "CAMEL SPIDER"
Me: But feel free to ask away and dare away. He'll do anything. Literally. Denmark!
Denmark: WHA?
Me: eat this banana peel I soaked in dog poop. Diarrhea.
Denmark: KAY! *grabs banana peel and in hails it* DONE!! NOW WHERE'S MY BEER!!
Me: oh ya I for got also give him beer, he loves beer. also, see what i told you, he'll do anything
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Ask Denmark
FanfictionAsk Denmark anything, dares too. Anything you can think of. Lemon as well. Lierally, anything.