Ask Denmark

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Me: So apparently Denmark wants to start an ask Denmark thing, I'm letting him use my account since it's best to monitor what he says and does

Denmark: HEY HEY, DENMAK HERE!!! TOTAL AWESOMENESS ESPECIALLY BEING MARRIED TO THE AWESOME PRUSSIA!!!!! ANYWAY DARE ME ASK ME QUESTIONS, ANYTHING.

Me: He'll do lemons, ask any question, but we will not answer any questions, like whats you address, or whats your phone number. Nothing like that.

Denmark: I WOULD GO TO YOUR HOUSE IF YOU ASKED, BUT SADLY IF I LEAVE 'LL BE EATEN BY A "CAMEL SPIDER"

Me: But feel free to ask away and dare away. He'll do anything. Literally. Denmark!

Denmark: WHA?

Me: eat this banana peel I soaked in dog poop. Diarrhea.

Denmark: KAY! *grabs banana peel and in hails it* DONE!! NOW WHERE'S MY BEER!!

Me: oh ya I for got also give him beer, he loves beer. also, see what i told you, he'll do anything

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