Why am I king? (Maria_Jones)

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Admin: Ok Sorry we haven't being really active. I keep getting side tracked, and then Den got arrested for rape -_-

Denmark: It wasn't rape! They were enjoying it!

Admin: they?

Denmark: Its called a 12 some. Ever heard of it?

Admin: on family guy once...

Denmark: SO whats my question or dare?

Admin: Maria_Jones asks:

((Can this arrive with a set of nachos and dip?))

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Dear Mr. Denmark, my question is this.

Why do you keep calling yourself a king, if you aren't? You have to be married to be a king you know. At most you're a prince. 

- Mexico

Denmark: wheres the food?

Admin: No where.... *cheaks breath o make sure it doesn't smell like it*

Denmark:  stupid... ok to answer your question, I am a King. The King of Scandinavia. and tecnicly I am married. To a lot of people though.... and Princes are huh- GAAAAAAAAY

Admin: Dude! your gay

Denmark: No I'm bi, theres a difference

Admin: Go fuck yourself

Denmark: Thats what I've bein doing

Admin: *leaves*

Denmark: *fapping* well I hope that answered your question!

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