Admin: *reads letter* oh shit. Uh, Denmark?
Denmark: What?
Admin: um.. well you see....
Denmark: What!?
Admin: You kinda have a...
Denmark: a What?! Come on!!!!!
Admin: Just read it
Denmark: *reads the letter
"Uh hi Denmark.. You remember that one night with Prussia.. Well.. Now I exist and your going to have to grow up and take some fatherly responsibilities."-Mari
Denmark: B-but, I'm not ready for this, no I refuse
Admin: Don't be a jerk!
Denmark: Theres a sign abve the line that says express that means ten items or less, use turn signals dont screen my calls dont you wreak the house when you deak the halls! Dont be a jeeeerk! It's christmas!
Admin: Stop singing that while I'm listening to Cienima by skrillex!
Denmark: Not taking her
Admin: What the hell! fine be a big ass I'll take her. Mari! I'll take you. Your dad is being a jerk, my names Bella, and tecnicly I'm your aunt :)
Denmark: ask again I guess....
Admin: Den!!! You can ask any time you want, even at 1 am.
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Ask Denmark
FanfictionAsk Denmark anything, dares too. Anything you can think of. Lemon as well. Lierally, anything.
